So yeah, I saw a topic called Bionicle Vending Machine in G&T and thought we needed a LEGO one.

HOW TO PLAY

The game is set around a vending machine. To play, you simply inset anything LEGO-related into the machine. Say...


Post #1: *Inserts Iron condor*

The next poster then says what he recieves from the machine:

Post #2: You get a Johnny Thunder minifig!

And then the second poster puts something else in the machine:

Post #2: *Inserts widget*


Geddit?


The only real rule is you can't say 'You get nothing'. And yes, Bionicle stuff counts here too, as that is LEGO. Kudos to Moriarty for creating the topic this is based off of.

Initiate play! I'll start us off...

*Inserts instruction manual...*

You get a pumpkin minifig head!

*inserts cylinder piece*

you get a jayko sword!

*inserts hau mask*

It takes a while for it to come out, but you get 10000 of those life on mars tube thingies. You are now buried in them.
*inserts Lego alpha team game (which was never opened mind you)*

All of a sudden, the machine explodes and the Alpha Team members pop out, think you're a skeleton drone, and attack you.

*fixes machine*


*inserts scratched up Bionicle mini rahkshi CD*

A Rahkasi comes out and stabs you with its staff's pointy end.

*inserts alpha team*

The machine explodes again and Ogel pops out and turns you into a skeleton drone.

*fixes machine and inserts several hundred small fire pieces*

You get eight hundred fire pieces back!

*Inserts Bionicle website servers...*

You get a pile of brown bricks all with eyes painted on them.

*Inserts C3-PO hand*

You get a solid gold C-3P0!

Inserts hand...

Hand is eaten off by a piece producing robot inside, but then you get like 20 of them slopey things. ya know?

*Inserts minifig chest armor*

Out comes a giant lego knight made from chest armour pieces. He destroys your home, but walks your dog/cat/siblings.

*Inserts face and blue minifig legs*

A Nui-Jaga bites your face!

Inserts Manas...

You got the right leg of a mini-fig!

*Inserts a LEGO coin*

1 real coin comes out!

*inserts marshmallow*

You got what looks like a LEGO pistol, but it it more. Much more... MUAHAHA! Was that out loud?

*Inserts a pickle*

New gun mold comes out.

*inserts Takeshi*

You get Keiken!

Inserts Mobile devastator...image.

you get a yoda minifig!

*inserts 4x4 brick*

You get a mini Star Destoryer!

*inserts Vader fig*

you get a stormtrooper fig!

*inserts hikaru*

I get a "expands in water" lightsaber

*inserts cow*

you get...uhm...lego milk!

*inserts hewki inikas sword*

Gets small light up toy

*inserts then small light up toy because he is already bored with it*

you get a 2x2 brick!

*inserts han solo minifig*

Gtes a life size belt meant for under your waist

*inserst viking helmet*

Get a viking sword

Inserts Ofnir dragon

Gest karads mask

inserts vezon

You get Frenrakk

Inserts 2 plus rod

Gets spear of fusion

Inserts axonn mask

Gets brutaka mask

Ha, frosty got shmoogled

inserts squid

you get a zamor sphere

*inserts rock raiders minifig*

Gets spiderman fig

Inserts web

you get a green goblin minifig

*inserts danju sword*

You get THE TRUTH.

*inserts ogel and comes in to slaughter him*

Gets rascus

inserts rascus afce

Gets Danju fig

Inserts Fenris Wolf

you get rascus sword

*inserts mini brutaka*

You get LEGO Star Wars II for the XBox360!

*Inserts Spilburg mini-fig*

you get a penguin minifigure

*inserts jedi starfighter set*

Get a Bond fig

Inserts Godzilla

You got a single stud brick! *aplause*

*Insaerts a toothbrush*

you get a johhny thunder minifig

*inserts gi joe minifig*

You get four million bricks!

*Inserts Johnny Thunder*

-S82-

You get a - best-lock set.

I put in a Striking Venom.

you get iron drone fig

*inserts lego computer*

Get a Meca One fig

Put in Mantax

gets mantax weapon

*inserts zamor launcher*

Gets Avak

Inserts Zaktan

Gets bionicle

inserts clickit