You get a Satellite
I insert a minifig from every space theme there has ever been!
Full Version: The Lego Vending Machine
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You get a Vahi!
Inserts Ignika....
Inserts Ignika....
you get Varder's tie advanced!
*insterts minifig*
*insterts minifig*
You get a KK megafig
I insert that exploding bank from the Movie range
I insert that exploding bank from the Movie range
You get a lot of trans-orange and fire bricks!
*Inserts trans-blue bricks*
*Inserts trans-blue bricks*
you get three yellow studs
*inserts vezon*
*inserts vezon*
You get the Green Goblin
I insert a propellor piece
I insert a propellor piece
You get a Kanohi Rode
Inserts Pehkui
Inserts Pehkui
you get a spongebob squarepants minifig.
i insert the last poster
i insert the last poster
a LEGO Darth Maul that has fused to makuta Pops out & destroys you.
*inserts Mechanic to pay him back for billing me two lego coins coz' i only had three*
*inserts Mechanic to pay him back for billing me two lego coins coz' i only had three*
Vending Machine explodes and you get everything.
Reassembles VM and as a reward...
Reassembles VM and as a reward...
You get nothing. It's a machine. It's not going to repay you for acts of kindness, you must insert something!
I insert Cap'n Redbeard
I insert Cap'n Redbeard
And you get LEGO Cap'n Crunch!
*Inserts very long LEGO baseplate with "act of kindness" spelled on it"
(Let's see if it'll except a LEGO act of kindness)
*Inserts very long LEGO baseplate with "act of kindness" spelled on it"
(Let's see if it'll except a LEGO act of kindness)
*You get a long baseplate which says 'Please refrain from inserting baseplates of the same nature as the previously inserted baseplate'*
*Inserts porcelain brick*
*Inserts porcelain brick*
You get a solid GOLD GOLD GOLD brick! It's only a little 1x1 though.
*inserts pink Devastator*
*inserts pink Devastator*
You get a green windscreen with a target painted in the middle
*Inserts Lego Cat*
*Inserts Lego Cat*
You get a mauve Iron Drone
I insert all the Slizers and Roboriders
I insert all the Slizers and Roboriders
You get a printed Lego brick saying "Please refrain from inserting more than one object at a time!"
*Inserts a Kholi puck*
*Inserts a Kholi puck*
You get a Lego brick with "It's spelt Kohlii' printed on it
I insert a Bridge Walker set with a Makra minifig in the cockpit
I insert a Bridge Walker set with a Makra minifig in the cockpit
you get striking venom with a harry potter minifigure.
*inserts cahdok and gahdok*
*inserts cahdok and gahdok*
*They are returned with new paint jobs; Cahdok is lime green and Gahdok is a very bright pink*
*Inserts harry potter hair, a beard, jango fett's torso and lego dobby's legs*
*Inserts harry potter hair, a beard, jango fett's torso and lego dobby's legs*
You get a mutant minifig.
Inserts a MOC built with 4939 Cool Cars.
Inserts a MOC built with 4939 Cool Cars.
*Recieves a moc built with 1234 ugly cars*
*Inserts lego replica of the statue of liberty holding a cake*
*Inserts lego replica of the statue of liberty holding a cake*
QUOTE(The Power that Is @ Apr 12 2007, 12:27 PM) [snapback]4352790[/snapback]
I insert a Bridge Walker set with a Makra minifig in the cockpit
What's a Makra minifig?
*You get a Lego replica of the Statue of Liberty with "LIMITED EDITION cake-splat minfigure head"!
Inserts a Lego suitcase....
*Recieves note saying 'That was silly' as you remember that the suitcase shop has just closed down and you have nothing to store your clothing in on your trip to greenland*
*Inserts wooden brick*
*Inserts wooden brick*
*Gets a metal brick!*
Inserts the metal brick back in....
Inserts the metal brick back in....
You get a lightup lightsaber Darth Sidious!
Inserts Koli ball..
Inserts Koli ball..
*You get a kohli ball signed by hewkii's son*
*Inserts lego community workers minifig pack*
*Inserts lego community workers minifig pack*
QUOTE(Makra @ Apr 12 2007, 07:40 PM) [snapback]4353480[/snapback]
QUOTE(The Power that Is @ Apr 12 2007, 12:27 PM) [snapback]4352790[/snapback]
I insert a Bridge Walker set with a Makra minifig in the cockpit
What's a Makra minifig?
You get a Droid Battle Pack
I insert the Clone Trooper Battle pack
You get an Uplink.
Inserts a Clikits.
Inserts a Clikits.
Gets a Clikits.
*Machine throws a 14 pound lego pie at you for not inserting anything*
*Inserts minifig ears*
*Inserts minifig ears*
How are you supposed to get minfig ears??
*Rejects the minifig ears*
Inserts a Lego chef's hat...
*Rejects the minifig ears*
Inserts a Lego chef's hat...
you recieve a lego chef apron
*inserts the lego aqua raiders shark*
*inserts the lego aqua raiders shark*
QUOTE(Makra @ Apr 13 2007, 12:22 PM) [snapback]4355314[/snapback]
How are you supposed to get minfig ears??
That's the point. Poor minifigs.....
*You get a lego goldfish*
*Inserts lego fish bowl*
*Gets a Lego Fishing rod*
Inserts a circular saw...
Inserts a circular saw...
You get a rectangular saw!
*Inserts LEGO box*
*Inserts LEGO box*
You get a Lego garbage can.
Inserts a minifig nose
Inserts a minifig nose
*Recieves minifig fingers*
*Inserts minifig toes*
*Inserts minifig toes*
You get minifig toe-nails!
*Inserts bucket of 1000 LEGO bricks*
*Inserts bucket of 1000 LEGO bricks*
Recieves sheet of paper saying 'Plese stop making me spew out bits of minifigs, it's very gory in here.'
Inserts minifig ears, making the machine scream
Inserts minifig ears, making the machine scream
*Recieves minifig teeth*
*Inserts minifig kidney*
*Inserts minifig kidney*
You get a Minifig Operation Kit 
!
*Inserts Mega Bloks minifig*
!*Inserts Mega Bloks minifig*
*Machine spits at you as you walk away empty-handed* 
*Inserts edible lego bricks, all orange-flavoured*
*Inserts edible lego bricks, all orange-flavoured*
QUOTE(Tojn @ Apr 13 2007, 04:51 PM) [snapback]4356711[/snapback]
*Machine spits at you as you walk away empty-handed*
*Inserts edible lego bricks, all orange-flavoured*
You get a LEGO banana!
*Inserts Megafig*
You get a note saying, "Don't insert stupid - s!"
(oh, wait, I just did that)
Inserts a solid gold C-3PO.
(oh, wait, I just did that)
Inserts a solid gold C-3PO.
You get a solid gold Hau
I insert Turaga Dume and a Thunder Fury
I insert Turaga Dume and a Thunder Fury
...you get free admission to LEGO Land!
Inserts a used Lego Land ticket...
Inserts a used Lego Land ticket...
You get a used 'Trip to Paris' ticket!
*Inserts a chewed Wookie minifig*
*Inserts a chewed Wookie minifig*
*Recieves a note saying 'how dare you....' and a handful of very hot stone bricks*
*Inserts minifig shoes*
*Inserts minifig shoes*
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