*gets an Mobile Defense Tank*
*Inserts an oversized Minifig*
Full Version: The Lego Vending Machine
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Gets an oversized person
*Inserts Rock Raiders*
*Inserts Rock Raiders*
gets a miner
inserts a lego mining minifig
inserts a lego mining minifig
Gets a brick.
Inserts a brick...
Inserts a brick...
gets a stud
inserts a stud
inserts a stud
You get a + piece.
*Inserts Maxilos and Spinax.*
*Inserts Maxilos and Spinax.*
Gets a LEGO pizza.
Inserts a LEGO Pizza...
Inserts a LEGO Pizza...
You get Lego Tomato Sauce!
*Inserts LEGO Cheese*
*Inserts LEGO Cheese*
You get a mini Lego rat
I insert every throwbot and Roborider set.
I insert every throwbot and Roborider set.
Gets a brick.
Inserts a brick...
Inserts a brick...
Gets brick
You get Mega Bloks brick lol
You get Mega Bloks brick lol
You get a LEGO grizzly!
*Inserts LEGO panda...*
*Inserts LEGO panda...*
And the mechine explodes with LEGO stuff.
*fixes machine and inserts a LEGO chair*
*fixes machine and inserts a LEGO chair*
You get Takanuva's foot!
*inserts Aqua Raider minifigure*
*inserts Aqua Raider minifigure*
You get an Ice Planet Odisey!
*Insetrs an Astro*
*Insetrs an Astro*
You get the X-wing set that includes Yoda's hut on Dagobah!
*inserts Anakin Skywalker vs. Vulture droid set*
*inserts Anakin Skywalker vs. Vulture droid set*
You get that weird buzz droid thingie.
*inserts lego star wars PC game*
*inserts lego star wars PC game*
You get a Titan XP set!
*inserts iron drone minifigure*
*inserts iron drone minifigure*
You get a Lego Villa
*Inserts lego Ice Cube mould*
x-L-x
*Inserts lego Ice Cube mould*
x-L-x
You get a gaint box of bricks.
*inserts all LEGO sets*
*inserts all LEGO sets*
You get all Duplo sets!
*Inserts Duplo dinosaur...*
*Inserts Duplo dinosaur...*
You get a Quatro brick.
*inserts a Droid minifig*
*inserts a Droid minifig*
You get a Droid maxifig! 
*Inserts a real life Droid*
~X~
*Inserts a real life Droid*
~X~
You get a not so real life Droid.
*inserts 5 studs*
*inserts 5 studs*
You get a brick. Again.
*Inserts a Lego robber*
*Inserts a Lego robber*
You get a LEGO police station.
*inserts a Great Matatu made out of 20000000000000000 LEGO bricks*
*inserts a Great Matatu made out of 20000000000000000 LEGO bricks*
You get Turaga Nuju!
*Inserts Turaga Onewa*
~X~
*Inserts Turaga Onewa*
~X~
You get a LEGO transparent brick.
*Inserts a LEGO bomb*
*Inserts a LEGO bomb*
You get a Lego bank.
*Inserts Lego money*
*Inserts Lego money*
You get a LEGO gun.
*Inserts some random Minifig*
*Inserts some random Minifig*
You get a minifig who's angry at being called random.
*Inserts a Lego boat*
*Inserts a Lego boat*
You get a LEGO submarine!
*Inserts LEGO periscope*
~X~
*Inserts LEGO periscope*
~X~
You get a life-sized Turaga Onewa who whacks you on the head with his hammer!
*Inserts a life-sized angry Muaka*
*Inserts a life-sized angry Muaka*
You get eaten!
*Inserts LEGO food*
~X~
*Inserts LEGO food*
~X~
You get a 50-foot Tahtorak after you!
*Captures Tahtorahk and inserts it into vending machine*
*Captures Tahtorahk and inserts it into vending machine*
You get the Tahtorak's teeth!
*Inserts rabid Kanohi Dragon*
~X~
*Inserts rabid Kanohi Dragon*
~X~
You get a Purple claw!
*Inserts Takanuva*
*Inserts Takanuva*
You get Energized Protodermis
*Inserts head*
*Inserts head*
You get a Kanohi!
*Inserts Tahu*
~X~
*Inserts Tahu*
~X~
You get killed.
*Inserts a LEGO death*
*Inserts a LEGO death*
You get a giant Lego brick that crushes you.
Inserts a Tridax pod, MX-71 Recon Dropship, and a donut...
Inserts a Tridax pod, MX-71 Recon Dropship, and a donut...
You get a gaint canon that shoots at you.
*Inserts a LEGO ball*
*Inserts a LEGO ball*
Out comes a Tridax pod that whacks you senseless!
*inserts broken Miru Nuva*
*inserts broken Miru Nuva*
You get a note that this is not BIONICLE.
*Inserts a LEGO hat*
*Inserts a LEGO hat*
The machine rattles and shakes and spits out a chewed-up Garan.
*Dumps a bucket of Bohrok eyes into the vending machine*
*Dumps a bucket of Bohrok eyes into the vending machine*
*Another note cut's Terakk in half saying this is not Bionicle*
*inserts a LEGO thing*
*inserts a LEGO thing*
You get a LEGO penguin!
*Inserts LEGO Indiana Jones...*
*Inserts LEGO Indiana Jones...*
You get a LEGO airplane!
*inserts LEGO pistol*
*inserts LEGO pistol*
You get a Lego Motor! (For the plan)
*Inserts three tiny Lego coins*
*Inserts three tiny Lego coins*
You get a packet of chips with some LEGO in it!
*Inserts LEGO Vending Machine...*
*Inserts LEGO Vending Machine...*
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