You get a rainbow LEGO brick!

*Inserts LEGO brick of infinite colours....*

gets a milenia of bricks

inserts a lego factory set

Gets the whole LEGO factory!

*inserts LEGO curtains*

You get LEGO heads!
*Inserts a LEGO hair*

Got LEGO Afro!
*inserts a LEGO monkey*

gets a lego Baboon
insert some exo force mechs

You get some Exo-Force minifigures.

*Inserts a Claw Crusher.*

gets ccx2

inserts at

Get an infinite number of zamors in varies colors.

* Put in two light-up piraka eyes *

You get a Zamor Sphere!

*Inserts Shadow Leech...*

Gets a.. Kratana

*inserts a LEGO laptop*

You get a Lego desktop!
*inserts Lego motherboard"*

gets a lego moniter
insert a floppy disk

Get a Lego CD.
*Inserts Lego computer mouse*

Off topic: Lol, I started a LEGO Computer Hardware fad in this topic

Back on topic:
Gets a LEGO cat!

*Inserts LEGO "Add Reply" button* (as in the one on this forum )

You get a LEGO "New Topic" button!

*Inserts LEGO "Fast Reply" button...*

gets a post

inserts quote button

You get a LEGO BZPower!

*Inserts LEGO...*

gets blocko

inserts mega blocks

You get a sign made of LEGO Bricks in your face asking why you did that.

*Inserts minifig hat*

You get minifig binoculars!

*Inserts LEGO spyglass...*

You get LEGO Telescope.

*Inserts Ignika*

You get a Vahi!
*Inserts Avohkii*

You get Chuck Norris, who gives you his autograph....in form of a kick in the face that separates your molecules.
What? It's not my fault the machine's anti-violence chip broke down! *runs away holding a tool box*
*inserts Kraahkan*

You get eaten by a gaint sea monster from the machine.I dodge. *Escapes with another toolbox*
*Inserts some tools*

You get your tools back, free with a hydrogen bomb! *bomb explodes* *escapes with another toolbox*
Must...not...repeat....the First Vending Machine War! That got the Bionicle Vending Machine topic closed!
*inserts giant sea monster*

You get that Aqua Raiders octopus!
*inserts LEGO jellyfish*

You get a buzzsaw!
*Inserts a car*

You get a tire!
*inserts TIE Bomber set*

You get a LEGO Death Star!
*Inserts a self-fig*

You get a thing!


*inserts myself*



-K

You get yourself!
*Inserts the thing*

You get a Bionicle Comic!
*Inserts Lego magazine*

You get LEGO BrickMaster!
*Inserts Promo Set*

You get a dagger, which kills you, burns your body, explodes, zaps your molecules into a black hole, and then revives you to see if it hurt and also, to be nice, I give you a free commemorative pin "Victim of Makuta: Master of Shadows".
EDIT: Toa Rakoua: Toa of Sonics also ends up having Destral materialising right where he was standing, crushing him.
*inserts a random Bionicle-related asterisk*

*Dodges* You get a LEGO yellow hole that turns you into stardust and later the stardust melts into a block.
*Inserts a thermonuclear bomb*

gets Bionicle:mask of Light DVD
inserts kanohi Olsi

You get the Pakari Nuva!
*inserts Hau*

you get Sokka minfig
*inserts Aang minifig*

You get a cannon witch shoots an atomic bomb under Makuta and blows him to pieces that end up in a cheese chamber, where they are eaten.
*Inserts a BLB*

You get my head. Its telepathic powers cause Toa Rakoua: Toa of Sonics to be fused to a large pool of lava.
Then, I take the lava out, dump it in a lake, and detonate 654 thermonuclear bombs and 74 hydrogen bombs there, creating a black hole. Then I turn the black hole into a LEGO black hole.
*inserts LEGO black hole*

You get eaten by it, along with the vending machine, and you get me who get's out.
*Inserts a head*

Gets a minifig body.
*Inserts minifig legs*

You get fried!
*Inserts myself*

you get $100000000000000000000000000000000000 Lego money!
insert Batman minifig

You get yourself!
*Inserts Ynot*

A Cordak blaster pops out of the machine, and shoots you with all six bullets for receiving all this money. Then the blaster reloads, and shoots Toa Ynot, allowing a robot to take the money he gave to Rakoua, switch it for actual money, and buy every Bionicle set in existence. OK, I forgot. The vending machine then releases me from its insides, which means I destroy the robot and do all the stuff it supposedly did.
*inserts pictures of the Bionicle Vending Machine's best moments, specifically pictures of large scoreboards*

Gets LEGO dictionary!
*Inserts Tridax Pod*

You get a Midak Skyblaster!
*Inserts Pohatu Phantoka*

You get a Lego sock.
*inserts vending machine into vending machine*