You get a large bill for the broken vending machine. $1,000,000,000,000 to bbe exact.
*Inserts Lego tools to fix said broken vending machine*
Full Version: The Lego Vending Machine
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You get yourself together.*Inserts myself*
QUOTE(Toa Rakoua: Toa of Sonics @ Feb 10 2008, 07:48 PM) 
You get yourself together.*Inserts myself*
You get a free note saying "Stop inserting yourself into the machine.". The LVM then shoots you with its emergency Cordak.
It then removes your body by disintegrating it. I then kill Dudebot5000 for giving me a large bill for the broken vending machine by pressing the emergency button on the machine, which means he is Cordakified. *shot by the LVM's Cordak*
*inserts the Summer 08 Bionicle sets*
You get banned!
*Inserts a LEGO brick*
*Inserts a LEGO brick*
You get two lego bricks.
*Inserts cheese
*
*Inserts cheese
*
QUOTE(Dudebot5000 @ Feb 10 2008, 08:00 PM)
You get a spoiler tag.
*Inserts cheese*
*Inserts cheese
*You and Toa Rakoua are executed by causing Hapori Tohu's wrath, which manifested itself in the form of board messages and spam topics in LEGO Bionicle Sets.
*inserts the
emoticon*
Dume: I am their friend. *Blasts Tohu to pieces and the emotion flies out into a poll of molten votes*
You get a spoier tag.
*Inserts a code tag*
You get a spoier tag.
*Inserts a code tag*
QUOTE(Toa Rakoua: Toa of Sonics @ Feb 10 2008, 08:06 PM)
Dume: I am their friend. *Blasts Tohu to pieces and the emotion flies out into a poll of molten votes*
You get a spoier tag.
*Inserts a code tag*
You get a spoier tag.
*Inserts a code tag*
You are banned for supporting Hapori Dume AND attacking Hapori Tohu.
*inserts Hapori Dume's head*
You get Hapori Dume, who puts the Vahki on your trail because you put his head in a vending machine.
*Inserts Vahki squad*
*Inserts Vahki squad*
QUOTE(Dudebot5000 @ Feb 10 2008, 08:23 PM)
You get Hapori Dume, who puts the Vahki on your trail because you put his head in a vending machine.
*Inserts Vahki squad*
*Inserts Vahki squad*
Hapori Tohu raises your PE for destroying the Vahki squad that was after one of his most trusted servants.
Then, he drains your PE to 0 for giving a vending machine indigestion.
*inserts a sword*
Off Topic:
That was a second Vahki squad, not the one after you. How do you give a VM indigestion?
On Topic:
You get a Lego shield.
*Insert Jayko's sword*
That was a second Vahki squad, not the one after you. How do you give a VM indigestion?
On Topic:
You get a Lego shield.
*Insert Jayko's sword*
You get Dume destroying Makuta!
*Inserts Makuta's head*
*Inserts Makuta's head*
QUOTE(Dudebot5000 @ Feb 10 2008, 08:38 PM)
Off Topic:
That was a second Vahki squad, not the one after you. How do you give a VM indigestion?
On Topic:
You get a Lego shield.
*Insert Jayko's sword*
That was a second Vahki squad, not the one after you. How do you give a VM indigestion?
On Topic:
You get a Lego shield.
*Insert Jayko's sword*
How do you give a VM indigestion? Well, VMs by nature hate cheese. And, it just happened the squad that was after me got inserted into the LVM by someone with your avater. That narrows it down to king charvak, ~Eye Of The Storm~ and you.
Since the LVM's records stated it was you, I agree with it.
QUOTE(Toa Rakoua: Toa of Sonics @ Feb 10 2008, 08:42 PM)
You get Dume destroying Makuta!
*Inserts Makuta's head*
*Inserts Makuta's head*
You get your own doom: being spaghettified by a black hole!!
*inserts Hapori Dume's burnt body*
You get banned by Tohu who tells everyone that Dume is his brother.
*Inserts Makuta*
*Inserts Makuta*
You get the Mask of Shadows.
*Inserts Staff of Shadows*
*Inserts Staff of Shadows*
You get an Apple Pie!
*Inserts a Honey Pie*
*Inserts a Honey Pie*
You get a beehive!
*Inserts Air Saber*
*Inserts Air Saber*
you get a air katana
insert pridak
insert pridak
a train set comes out
*insert maxilos & spinax*
*insert maxilos & spinax*
QUOTE(TaHuNuHvAk77AJ @ Feb 10 2008, 04:30 PM)
a train set comes out
*insert maxilos & spinax*
*insert maxilos & spinax*
You get Antidermis!
*Inserts Zamor*
you get posesed by makuta
*insert all of MoMN's Slaves(including you)*
*insert all of MoMN's Slaves(including you)*
you get a sheet of paper saying quit putting people in here there beatting each other up
you start to think and then you say who cares
and insert krekka
you start to think and then you say who cares
and insert krekka
You get Nidhiki!
*inserts LEGO Message Boards*
*inserts LEGO Message Boards*
you get a billboard thrown on you saying "THAT HURT DUMB NUT!"
*INSERT my annoying little brother in set form*
*INSERT my annoying little brother in set form*
Gets Makuta!
*Inserts Skyboard*
*Inserts Skyboard*
gets toa ignika
inserts ignika
inserts ignika
You get the all-powerful being named Time, who destroys everyone who ever put a person into the machine. He then destroys you for inserting an Ignika.
*inserts Vahi*
*inserts Vahi*
You get eaten by the Ignika.
*inserts Tamna*
*inserts Tamna*
gets photok
inserts solek
inserts solek
You get Kopaka.
*Inserts Pohatu*
*Inserts Pohatu*
Get's Kodan ball.
*Inserts an empty cardboard box*
*Inserts an empty cardboard box*
Yoiu get it filled with random yellow bricks!
*Inserts another box*
*Inserts another box*
you get a robot made out of a box
* insert the robot
* insert the robot
Get's a proper, metal robot.
*Inserts a box shaped like a hippo*
*Inserts a box shaped like a hippo*
You get killed!
*Inserts a red 3 stud brick*
*Inserts a red 3 stud brick*
You get chicken pox
*Inserts Oreos biscuits*
*Inserts Oreos biscuits*
QUOTE(Toa Z @ Feb 11 2008, 02:33 PM)
You get chicken pox
*Inserts Oreos biscuits*
*Inserts Oreos biscuits*
You get a note saying that food cannot be inserted into the VM.
*inserts an Exo-Toa*
You get it back and I insert it back in.
gets a boxor
insert a lego grenade (pulls pin throws it in it explodes)
insert a lego grenade (pulls pin throws it in it explodes)
I take the explosion, give it to you and insert a black brick.
QUOTE(Toa Rakoua: Toa of Sonics @ Feb 11 2008, 05:17 PM)
I take the explosion, give it to you and insert a black brick.
You get a black hole which sucks you in and kills you.
*inserts a copyright of the phrase "Cool!"*
You get copyrighted and inserted into the machine.
QUOTE(Toa Rakoua: Toa of Sonics @ Feb 11 2008, 05:52 PM)
You get copyrighted and inserted into the machine.
I steal the copyright on copyrights that the machine wanted to give you before it gets out through the hole.
*inserts vacuum*
You get vacuumed it.
*Inserts a sword*
*Inserts a sword*
QUOTE(Toa Rakoua: Toa of Sonics @ Feb 11 2008, 06:04 PM)
You get vacuumed it.
*Inserts a sword*
*Inserts a sword*
I take the Olmak that the LVM tried to give you before it got out, and teleport you into the Zone of Darkness, where you are eaten by the Zivon. Then I combine the Olmak's powers with my telekinetic powers to collapse the Zone of Darkness, making sure you are fully dead. I also destroy the resulting black hole.
*inserts plasma*
You get Pahrak-Kal.
*Inserts Gahlok-Kal*
*Inserts Gahlok-Kal*
You get Nuva Cube!
*Inserts Broken Vahi*
*Inserts Broken Vahi*
You get Vakama trying to fix it.
*Inserts Staff of Fusion*
*Inserts Staff of Fusion*
gets vezon
inserts fenrakk
inserts fenrakk
QUOTE(NiK(tm) @ Feb 12 2008, 07:30 AM)
gets vezon
inserts fenrakk
inserts fenrakk
You get Vezon on Fenrakk's back, holding a Spear of Fusion and a Zamor Launcher with spheres that can drain the target's energy and channel it to the user. You are then teleported into the Chamber of Life, with V&F trying to kill you. You are holding a Magma Sword and an Ice Shield for some strange reason. Vezon then drains your energy with his Zamor spheres and kills you AND dumps your body near the lava.
*inserts Lewa's favourite writing impediment*
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