*inserts red sunglasses*
Full Version: The Lego Vending Machine
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Gets Lewa's favorite writings
*inserts red sunglasses*
*inserts red sunglasses*
You get blue sunglasses!
*Inserts yellow sunglasses*
*Inserts yellow sunglasses*
Your sunglasses are too big an' groovy, so they don't fit.
Insert brie cheese.
~KK:SE~©
Insert brie cheese.
~KK:SE~©
You get cheese.
*Inserts cheese*
*Inserts cheese*
Gets cheeese puffssss...
*Inserts cheese puffs*
*Inserts cheese puffs*
You get a pizza!
*Inserts a pie*
*Inserts a pie*
Gets blueberries!
*inserts MLN banner*
*inserts MLN banner*
Gets a Rahkshi banner
insert A HUGE MINIFIGURE
insert A HUGE MINIFIGURE
The machine explodes and shots a pin into your head.
*Inserts a coin like most people do*
*Inserts a coin like most people do*
Gets some soda-pop!
*inserts a plastic bottle*
*inserts a plastic bottle*
You get sued by the eco-friendly group.
*Inserts a coin*
*Inserts a coin*
QUOTE(Toa Rakoua: Toa of Sonics @ Feb 12 2008, 01:59 PM) 
You get sued by the eco-friendly group.
*Inserts a coin*
*Inserts a coin*
You all get a note saying that food cannot be inserted into the VM. You then get a poison-filled pie in your face. Each person who inserted food into the machine.
*inserts gravity*
The vinding machine throws a pie filled with bricks'n stones and a thermonuclear bomb and a frendly note saying that gravity hurts.
*Inserts another coin*
*Inserts another coin*
The VM throws 99999 pies straight at the ground,but 1 more gets thrown straight at..........ME!
*Inserts coin*
*Inserts coin*
QUOTE(Ultiamas Toa of EVERYTHING @ Feb 12 2008, 04:15 PM)
The VM throws 99999 pies straight at the ground,but 1 more gets thrown straight at..........ME!
*Inserts coin*
*Inserts coin*
You get a note saying that coins are no longer accepted by the VM. I then press a button in the VM, opening a trapdoor.
You fall through the trapdoor into my comedy, Makuta Impersonates GregF!. I then kill you with my author powers.
*inserts electricity*
I return with a toolbox and the machine opens a portal to ma epic Into the Abyss where you drown and get eaten.
*Inserts a LEGO coin*
*Inserts a LEGO coin*
Opens a portal to MY Comedy,Ultionicle,where you die of annyoance.
*inserts pie*
*inserts pie*
QUOTE(Ultiamas Toa of EVERYTHING @ Feb 12 2008, 04:45 PM)
Opens a portal to MY Comedy,Ultionicle,where you die of annyoance.
*inserts pie*
*inserts pie*
You get a medal for killing my enemy, Toa Rakoua. (I know you changed your name, but I'm just too used to calling you a Toa.)
*inserts magnetism*
you get.......A FREE TRIP TO METRU-NUI!
*inserts sprite bottle*
*inserts sprite bottle*
QUOTE(Ultiamas Toa of EVERYTHING @ Feb 12 2008, 05:11 PM)
you get.......A FREE TRIP TO METRU-NUI!
*inserts sprite bottle*
*inserts sprite bottle*
You get a note that food or drink MUST NOT be inserted into the machine. Oh, and,
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Sorry if this is a misuse of the spoiler tag.*inserts a Tridax Pod*
You get hit by Shadow Leeches stored in the Tridax,'Cause they dont want to go in.
*inserts sig*
*inserts sig*
QUOTE(Ultiamas Toa of EVERYTHING @ Feb 12 2008, 05:30 PM)
You get hit by Shadow Leeches stored in the Tridax,'Cause they dont want to go in.
*inserts sig*
*inserts sig*
You get a note reminding you that the Tridax Pod was empty. Also, I have no light to be drained.
*inserts Shadow Leech*
You get a............GIANT BOMB THAT WILL EXPLODE IN 3....2...........1!*inserts fire*
QUOTE(Ultiamas Toa of EVERYTHING @ Feb 12 2008, 09:58 PM)
You get a............GIANT BOMB THAT WILL EXPLODE IN 3....2...........1!*inserts fire*
You get a fireball in your face.
*inserts water*
You get a note saying "Don't start fights in the machine, where People get hit by stuff or something like that, or else it will get locked!!"
*inserts blue LEGO elements*
*inserts blue LEGO elements*
You get every LEGO Star Wars Set ever realeased!
*inserts the word "inserts"*
*inserts the word "inserts"*
you get the word 'ejects'
*inserts exo-force golden city set*
*inserts exo-force golden city set*
You get Sentai Fortress.
*Inserts Hybrid Rescue Tank*
*Inserts Hybrid Rescue Tank*
you get the exact opposite: a lfie sized Hummer, made out of LEGO's
*inserts standard two-by-four blue LEGO brick*
*inserts standard two-by-four blue LEGO brick*
gets a goat
inserts yellow lego goat
inserts yellow lego goat
You get a Muaka.
Disky, you're imitating vamprah9588. I don't think he's gonna like it when I PM him the link to your post.
Also, the Muaka runs away from NiK™, and eats Disky. Then I reduce the Muaka to ashes, reduce the ashes to molecules, dump them in a black hole, collapse the black hole, and destroy the random parallel universe where the molecules ended up, finally removing the molecules from the space-time continuum.
*inserts chain*
Disky, you're imitating vamprah9588. I don't think he's gonna like it when I PM him the link to your post.
Also, the Muaka runs away from NiK™, and eats Disky. Then I reduce the Muaka to ashes, reduce the ashes to molecules, dump them in a black hole, collapse the black hole, and destroy the random parallel universe where the molecules ended up, finally removing the molecules from the space-time continuum.
*inserts chain*
Gets ghoul.
*inserts LEGO headphones*
*inserts LEGO headphones*
you get LEGO MP3 Player
*insert Aqua Raiders Set*
*insert Aqua Raiders Set*
You get a Shark.
*inserts LEGO 999x1001 brick*
*inserts LEGO 999x1001 brick*
QUOTE(Disky @ Feb 12 2008, 05:03 PM)
You get a note saying "Don't start fights in the machine, where People get hit by stuff or something like that, or else it will get locked!!"
*inserts blue LEGO elements*
*inserts blue LEGO elements*
yes you are right, that is why BVM got closed! please read the warning!
QUOTE(Ultiamas Toa of EVERYTHING @ Feb 13 2008, 06:05 AM)
You get a Shark.
*inserts LEGO 999x1001 brick*
*inserts LEGO 999x1001 brick*
Gets LEGO 1x1 brick!
*inserts LEGO peach* (as in the fruit)
You get a LEGO Apple.
*inserts letter 'm'*
*inserts letter 'm'*
QUOTE(Ultiamas Toa of EVERYTHING @ Feb 13 2008, 12:30 PM)
You get a LEGO Apple.
*inserts letter 'm'*
*inserts letter 'm'*
You get a sign made of Lego bricks in your face asking you why you're teaching the VM how to write.
*inserts chain*
you get a LEGO mace to the face (heh, that rhymes!)
*insert LEGO decapitated head*(^his)
*insert LEGO decapitated head*(^his)
QUOTE(Toa Ynot: toa of toys @ Feb 13 2008, 07:45 PM)
you get a LEGO mace to the face (heh, that rhymes!)
*insert LEGO decapitated head*(^his)
*insert LEGO decapitated head*(^his)
You get a Nova Blast of toys.
*inserts the Nova Blast of toys*
you get a nova blast of LEGO Barbie dolls
*insert LEGO City fire truck*
*insert LEGO City fire truck*
You get Lego.com
*Inserts BZP*
*Inserts BZP*
QUOTE(Toa Ynot: toa of toys @ Feb 13 2008, 08:34 PM)
you get a nova blast of LEGO Barbie dolls
*insert LEGO City fire truck*
*insert LEGO City fire truck*
You get Roodaka, who mutates you into a Visorak with a Bohrok's legs.
*inserts the Visorak with a Bohrok's legs*
you get me(now back to normal) kicking you in the face!(yes i am jumping out of the machine in doing so)
* insert LEGO Racers Ferrahri*
* insert LEGO Racers Ferrahri*
guys, remember what happend to BVM. and remember what disky said.
Toa Ynot, you get my revenge.....from within the VM! You get a peace treaty and some flowers. I have already signed the treaty, I just need you to sign. You sign, so we are no longer at war with each other.....*Vezon bursts in, fused to Fenrakk* They are obviously mad.
*inserts Ignika*
*inserts Ignika*
You get Toa Ignika.
*Inserts
*
*Inserts
*
QUOTE(Dudebot5000 @ Feb 13 2008, 09:12 PM)
You get Toa Ignika.
*Inserts*
*Inserts
*You get a note saying you are obsessed with inserting a Vahi. The VM then refuses to accept anymore Vahis.
*inserts Avohkii*
QUOTE(Makuta: Master of Shadows @ Feb 13 2008, 04:55 PM)
QUOTE(Dudebot5000 @ Feb 13 2008, 09:12 PM)
You get Toa Ignika.
*Inserts*
*Inserts
*You get a note saying you are obsessed with inserting a Vahi. The VM then refuses to accept anymore Vahis.
*inserts Avohkii*
you get the 2008 version of it
QUOTE(vamprah9588 @ Feb 13 2008, 05:03 PM)
QUOTE(Makuta: Master of Shadows @ Feb 13 2008, 04:55 PM)
QUOTE(Dudebot5000 @ Feb 13 2008, 09:12 PM)
You get Toa Ignika.
*Inserts*
*Inserts
*You get a note saying you are obsessed with inserting a Vahi. The VM then refuses to accept anymore Vahis.
*inserts Avohkii*
you get the 2008 version of it
you forgot to insert something so you don't get anything insert Pridak with "extra" blood
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