gets nuju the camara

by that i mean since most digital camaras have that lence that zooms like nujus eye part of his mask

insert kopaka and pridaks left leg

pridak" kids today steeling legs"

You get Kopaka and Pridak's right leg.
*Inserts Takanuva 2008*

You get Icarax, who drains your light with a Shadow Leech.
*inserts Shadow Leech*

Gets a Tridax pod.

*Inserts a plastic bag*

gets a notice saying "thats not LEGO related"
*inserts standard 2-by-4 brick*

Gets a notice saying, "Invalid entry"

*Inserts this emote: .. in LEGO form of course*

You get a notice saying "Emoticons are not to be inserted into the machine.". Your emoticon then is sent flying out of the machine, lands on your mask, and explodes.
*inserts Toa Z's damaged Kanohi*

gets a lego slap in the face inserts A HUGE LEGO SLAP IN THE FACE

HOW DARE YOU!
You get Krekka. Who is in a bad mood. Enough said.
*inserts Nidhiki*

Get's an ant, which freaks Nidhiki out, and he runs away, knocking you down in the process

*Inserts Vezok's harpoon*


BTW, I don't wear a Kanohi

All Toa wear masks. Since you do not wear a Kanohi, you must be an imposter. Destroy! Destroy! Destroy!
Now where did I put that toolbox? Oh, there it is. *adjusts machine* *presses button* OK, that should work now.
You get a big rebellious army of death, which rebels against you and kills you. I then use my Vacuum powers to drive them back into the machine, and blast the machine into space. There it is. *points at the Sun* I then use the random molecules scattered all over the island of Vending-Nui to create a new vending machine.
*inserts Air Katana*

Dude, your supposed to say "Gets *something*" not write a whole epic

Back on topic,
Gets Lewa's new sword.

*Inserts a LEGO minifig*

Back OFF topic, just because I have Toa in my name doesn't mean I'm a Toa

Off-Topic: (look underneath)
Back in the old days when the Bionicle Vending Machine was still open, nobody really cared when I wrote a whole "epic".
So why do you?
Back on topic:
You get a note saying
The omnipresent, all-powerful being named Fire, appears, reduces you to ashes and fades back into his realm.
I insert the ashes.

Ok, enough with all this stuff, lets just play (or whatever) properly.


Gets a revived me! Haha!

*Inserts a LEGO 2x6 brick*

You really don't wanna start up the Security System....but you do. Lasers come out of the walls, flame throwers out of the ceiling, and an energy web drops over you, rendering you unable to move. You are then shrunk to a tiny size and teleported into Hapori Tohu's avatar - between his gears to be exact. You are then crushed by the gears.
*inserts a copy of the thank you letter I sent to Hapori Tohu*

Stop trying to kill me

Gets banned my Hapori Tohu.

*Inserts a LEGO motorbike*

You just started up the Security System again!!!! You are trapped in a force field and crushed by the gravity generators on the ceiling.
*inserts Nuhvok-Kal*

you get possesed by pridaks left leg witch its still in the machine

insert metru nui

Gets Mangaia (sp?)

*Inserts a LEGO Scooby-Doo model*

Reah, rearry. Rooby Roo. Ro rhat?

You and master_rahi_tamer are possessed by Hapori Dume. And, the only way you can be "unpossessed" is if you receive a PM containing a picture of Hapori Tohu's face.
*inserts two yellow gears*

I got that PM. I still don't get it, though...

On topic:
You get 2 silver gears.
*Inserts 2 black gears*

You get my Tohu MoC. (He has black gears.)
*inserts Keerakh*
Off topic: You are now possessed. Obey me.

gets a leerak? insert chibi vahki

Gets chibi matoran!
*Inserts Toa*

You get Makuta (general).
*Inserts Piraka*

Gets Dark Hunters!
*Inserts The Shadowed One*

You get The Shadowed One back, who disintegrates you for putting him in a vending machine.
*inserts Kraata-Kal*

Gets Shadow Kraata.

*Inserts the Avsa*

You get stepped on by Vamprah.
*inserts Twin Cutter*

Gets the zombie body of Matoro (in another timeline, though)

*Inserts a LEGO dog*

You set off the Security System again! You are trapped in a force field and continually shot with Nynrah Ghost Blasters.
*inserts Nynrah Ghost Blaster*

You get Axalara T9!

*Inserts Lewa Mistika...*

Get's a not saying: "There's no such thing Atleast, not yet "

*Inserts an Avsa, Shelek, and Miru*

You set off the Security System. You are burnt and have a Wal-Mart fall on your ashes.
*inserts a Wal-Mart*

Gets Target

*Inserts a bullseye*

You get Mutran!
*Inserts Jetrax T3*

Gets Antroz!

*Inserts a MLN banner*

You get your banner.
*Inserts a Jewlled Triceraptos*

You get 5 jewels ; you dance around happily ... until the triceratops comes out! (a real triceratops! :you run off screaming and drop the jewels, wich i pick up...

...inserts all 5 jewels

DUNDUNDUN....I HAVE RETURNED!!
YOU GET A MELTED VERSION OF VAMPRAH IN BRICKS
*INSERTS THE CLOSED BIONICLE VERSION OF THIS TOPIC*

You get a question.
*Inserts an answer*

Gets the NM Q&A Forum

*Inserts a LEGO banana*

You get random LEGO fruit!
*Inserts another LEGO banana*

You get a Lego Pineapple!

*Inserts life-sized Pineapple made from Lego Bricks.*

Gets a life-sized LEGO knife, which I use to cut the pineapple, and eat it. Of course, I share it with you guys too

*Inserts a LEGO iPod*

You get a real iPod.
*inserts life-sized LEGO knife*

You get a note saying "Knifes aren't nice"

*Inserts cradle with baby still inside*

Gets a nanny to rock the baby to sleep

*Inserts a LEGO Birthday cake*

You get a Lego birthday present.
*Inserts all Bionicle books made today*

You get GregF and a dozen lawyers continually accusing you of copyright infringement.
*inserts my comedy, Makuta Impersonates GregF!*