Gets Shadow Leech!
*Inserts Mutran*

You get an invitation to join the war against Rakoua Phantoka.
*inserts a broken Meca One* (Please give me some soldiers!)

You get Vican.
*Inserts Antroz*

You get a note saying that Vican isn't gonna help me defeat Rakoua. The note then turns into my army of indestructible Toa Nui, Visorak, Exo-Toa, Bohrok, Bohrok-Kal, Bohrok Va, Voporak-esque beings, clones of Chuck Norris, Vahki, Pit Guards, giant robots, Rahkshi, ultra-powerful Boxors, mutated Rahi, Star Wars Battle Droids, Star Wars Super Battle Droids, Star Wars Destroyer Droids, Borg drones, Dark Hunters, clones of Takutanuva, Sovereign-class starships from Star Trek, Vorlon Star Dreadnoughts from Babylon 5, Ancient City Ships from Stargate Atlantis, Crystal Serpents, clones of characters from Endless Feud, Sonic Ravens, Iron Condors, and the Summer 08 vehicles with robot pilots (There is exactly 8,000,000 of each vehicle, so don't bother destroying them, they'll destroy you first) that destroys you for giving me a Matoran for the $5,000 worth of gold that I just inserted.
*inserts Vican*

You get a Le-Matoran.

*Inserts Ga-Matoran*

You get Mazeka.
*inserts Vultraz*

Gets Antroz!
*Inserts Jetrax*

You get a note saying "Please join the war against Rakoua Phantoka! P.S: This note will explode if the word "no" is said.".
*inserts Antroz and Kopaka Nuva*

Gets Krika.

*Inserts a wing from one of the Star Wars sets*

you get the entire set lifesized(this must be one huge vending machine)
*insert Fire Nation Navy Battleship*(avatar)

Get's a Nuva cube avatar

*Inserts a titan (any titan) box*

You get an invitation to join the war against Rakoua Phantoka.
*inserts Electro-Blades*

You get pie-blades.
*Inserts another vending machine*

You just broke the first vending machine, but the second one works fine. The second one gives you a note telling you need to look at Endless Feud. The note then turns into the Hrali I've been recruiting into my army.
*inserts Hourglass Sword*

gets Glasshour sword
*inserts Vamparah*

You get a dictionary, a pen, a copy and my teacher, who has you write out the dictionary twice....NOT!!!!! You get a note thanking you for finally posting in this topic and not letting me get too absorbed in Endless Feud....
*inserts Hrali*

You get Lego Rock Raiders, the computer game.
*Inserts MLN*

You get Miserix!
*Inserts MoMN*

You get Takanuva.
*inserts Takutanuva*

you get MoMN and the new(and slightly edgier) Takanuva
*inert Ussanui, Lesoviks sea sled, and Ignikas skyboard*

Get's a Ussavikk Sea-Sky board

*Inserts Pohatu's propellers*

gets pohatu's rock.....
Insert lego Aslan (the lion)

Gets brown bricks

Inserts Exo-Force Blade Titan.

You get a note saying "Invalid entry. Please input your VMR code to restart.". A keyboard then pops out of the machine.
*inserts a note containing First Strike's VMR code*

you get a copy of lego digital designer on cd.
inserts a indiana jones minifig

You get a Dino Attack T-Rex!
*Inserts Takanuva*

You get your own profile.
*inserts my profile*

gets my profile
insert GregF's profile

You get Bink's profile.
*inserts Big D's profile*

gets Toatony13s profile(do some research to find out who this guy is!)
inserts Photok, Tanma, and Solek

Gets Radiak!
*Inserts Gavla*

You get Kirop.
*Inserts Kirop's review*

Gets Chirox!
*Inserts Vamprah*

You get Gavla.
*inserts Kirop*

Gets Tanma.

*Inserts a random Av-Matoran*

You get a random Shadow Matoran!
*inserts random Toa*

Gets a random Makuta

*Inserts Krika, Gorast, and Bitil and Antroz, Vamprah, and Chirox and Mutran and Icarax and MoMN* =P d=

Gets Tahu Lewa Onua Gali Pohatu and Kopaka
insert Solek

Gets a piece of paper with the word 'solar' written on it

*Inserts a Vahi and an Ignika*

You are subscribed to my plan to rid the Lego Message Boards of spam, but since that's top secret, I erase your memory.
*inserts memory eraser device*

gets a memory Rememberer device insert a lost memory

You get me. I then take the memory rememberer device (NO STEALING!!!!!) from you and erase all your knowledge of it with my memory eraser device.
*inserts memory rememberer device*

Gets Memory that you never experienced.

*Inserts the camera from the Lego Studios sets*

~La

Your post is immediately edited to this:

*inserts random closed topics*

gets the Bionicle Vending machine thrown on top of you(man thats gotta hurt!)
*insert Vezon, Vezok, Fenrahk, and Kardas*

You get all 6 Piraka.
*Inserts Hakann*

You get hit by a mental blast. Oh, forgot. I then reset the LVM, causing it to bury Toa Ynot: toa of toys under tons of revived closed topics. (That's cause I just revived one.)
*inserts BZP's Admin CP*

gets a banned members cp insert lego chocolate

Your post is automatically edited to this:

*inserts random closed topics*

gets your profile with Banned members under your name
insert lego tv