You get Vezon!
*Inserts Vezok...*
Full Version: The Lego Vending Machine
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Gets Reidak!
*Inserts Radiak...*
*Inserts Radiak...*
You get a Pit War Tortoise!
*Inserts Carapar's dust...*
*Inserts Carapar's dust...*
Gets Icarax dust that comes to life and nearly kills you.
*inserts lehrahk and a can of sprite*
*inserts lehrahk and a can of sprite*
You get a random green coloured Kraata!
*Inserts a Rahkshi of Weather Control...*
*Inserts a Rahkshi of Weather Control...*
Gets a Kraata of Weather Control!
*Inserts a Toa of Plasma...*
*Inserts a Toa of Plasma...*
You get a Laser Vision Rahkshi!
*Inserts Laser Vision Kraata...*
*Inserts Laser Vision Kraata...*
You get a Laser-vison Rahkshi!
*Inserts 'The Mountain'*
*Inserts 'The Mountain'*
You get Mutran's "Pet Rock"!
*Inserts a Rahkshi of Elasticity...*
*Inserts a Rahkshi of Elasticity...*
Gets Nikila!
*Inserts Lesovikk...*
*Inserts Lesovikk...*
You get Maxilos!
*Inserts a Kraata of Elasticity...*
*Inserts a Kraata of Elasticity...*
Gets a kraata of elasticity that I then take away and then step on. (Yes, I know I love kraata but who cares if I kill one?)
*inserts Tahu and Gali Mata*
*inserts Tahu and Gali Mata*
Gets Tahli, toa of steam
insert Tahli Nuva
insert Tahli Nuva
Gets Gahu Nuva! 
*Inserts Lewa Nuva...*
*Inserts Lewa Nuva...*
You get Pohatu Nuva.
*Inserts Kopaka Nuva*
*Inserts Kopaka Nuva*
Kopaka comes out the vending machine and promptly freezes you. He then says "That's for shoving me in that vending machine."
*Inserts Xia*
*Inserts Xia*
QUOTE(Kratta Lover @ Apr 14 2008, 12:09 PM) 
Kopaka comes out the vending machine and promptly freezes you. He then says "That's for shoving me in that vending machine."
*Inserts Xia*
*Inserts Xia*
I come out of the machine flying a black and blue version of Toa Ignika's Skyboard, throw a long chain at you and drag you into the machine.
You get a note saying: Next time insert something.
*Inserts Lego drumkit*
*Inserts Lego drumkit*
You get lego noise!
*Inserts half-dead squished kraata that I killed earlier*
*Inserts half-dead squished kraata that I killed earlier*
...How can you have a HALF-DEAD Kraata that you KILLED earlier? It's either one or the other.
You get a confused looking minfigure.
*Inserts angry minifigure*
You get a confused looking minfigure.
*Inserts angry minifigure*
QUOTE
...How can you have a HALF-DEAD Kraata that you KILLED earlier? It's either one or the other.
Dunno. Maybe I killed one half and left the other half alive.
QUOTE
You get a confused looking minfigure.
*Inserts angry minifigure*
*Inserts angry minifigure*
Gets an angry Axonn that goes on a mad rampage and squishes you.
*inserts anrgy Axxon and squished Protodite Karzahni*
You get a Lego minifigure of Protodite Karzahni.
*Inserts minifigure of Kratta Lover*
*Inserts minifigure of Kratta Lover*
You get a live Kratta lover who has been starved!
*Inserts 2 Bricks*
Phantoka X
*Inserts 2 Bricks*
Phantoka X
QUOTE
You get a live Kratta lover who has been starved!*Inserts 2 Bricks*
I come out the machine and promptly eat you.*inserts GregF on a plinth*
You get a Bionicle book!
*Inserts a Bionicle book*
*Inserts a Bionicle book*
QUOTE(Protodite Karzahni @ Apr 14 2008, 08:28 PM)
You get a Bionicle book!
*Inserts a Bionicle book*
*Inserts a Bionicle book*
I come out of the machine flying a black and blue version of Toa Ignika's Skyboard, throw a long chain at you and drag you into the machine. Which means I inserted you.
You get an angry me.
*Inserts MMoS*
*Inserts MMoS*
gets a invite to read Toast Busters(its really Funny! 
check it out)
insert said invite in LEGO form
check it out)insert said invite in LEGO form
QUOTE(Toa Ynot: toa of toys @ Apr 14 2008, 10:08 PM)
gets a invite to read Toast Busters(its really Funny! check it out)
insert said invite in LEGO form
check it out)insert said invite in LEGO form
I I come out of the machine flying a black and blue version of Toa Ignika's Skyboard, throw a long chain at Protodite Karzahni and drag him into the machine. With a device attached to his brain making him unable to get angry.
You get a LEGO hover board!
*Inserts LEGO dynamite...*
*Inserts LEGO dynamite...*
You get Lego boom!
*Inserts Exo-Force sets*
*Inserts Exo-Force sets*
You get Lego Castle sets!
*Inserts Mindstorms...*
*Inserts Mindstorms...*
You get Lego Mindstorms NXT!
*Inserts Lego Rockraider*
*Inserts Lego Rockraider*
You get a LEGO RPG!
*Inserts LEGO sunglasses...*
*Inserts LEGO sunglasses...*
You get a Lego hat!
*Inserts Lego suntan lotion*
*Inserts Lego suntan lotion*
You get a LEGO beach!
*Inserts LEGO towels...*
*Inserts LEGO towels...*
Gets a LEGO cap!
*Inserts a LEGO lasso...*
*Inserts a LEGO lasso...*
gets a LEGO cowboy
insert LEGO Android determined to take over the world
insert LEGO Android determined to take over the world
Gets a trashed version of it.
*Inserts an Infected Kanohi...*
*Inserts an Infected Kanohi...*
You get a Lego Kraata.
*Inserts Lego Computor*
*Inserts Lego Computor*
QUOTE
*Inserts Lego Computor*
The LCD (Liquid Crystal Display) displays 'Out of Computers, come back later.'
*inserts LCD display*
Gets a LEGO LCD TV!
*Inserts a LEGO Plasma TV...*
*Inserts a LEGO Plasma TV...*
You get a Lego door
*Inserts Lego window*
*Inserts Lego window*
Gets a LEGO shelf!
*Inserts a LEGO minifig book...*
*Inserts a LEGO minifig book...*
You get me on a surfboard holding GregF on a plinth! The bionicle storyline is saved!
*inserts train from some random western movie*
*inserts train from some random western movie*
You get a minifig holding a note saying: Please insert LEGO related stuff. kthxbai
*Inserts Lego mouse*
*Inserts Lego mouse*
Gets a LEGO cat!
*Inserts a LEGO litter-box...*
*Inserts a LEGO litter-box...*
You get a Lego cat ignoring the Lego litter box.
*Inserts Lego dog*
*Inserts Lego dog*
Gets a pet Wolf!
*Inserts a Totemic Wolf...*
*Inserts a Totemic Wolf...*
You get a Lego Viking.
*Inserts Lego skeleton*
*Inserts Lego skeleton*
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