You get lego bones!
*inserts lego train from some random western movie*
Full Version: The Lego Vending Machine
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You get a Lego cowboy tied to a Lego railway.
*Inserts Lego railway*
*Inserts Lego railway*
You get Tahu and Gali driving a handcart along some random lego railway!
*Inserts the handcart with Tahu and Gali still pumping like mad*
*Inserts the handcart with Tahu and Gali still pumping like mad*
You get Gali and Tahu.
*Inserts Onua and Kopaka*
*Inserts Onua and Kopaka*
QUOTE(Protodite Karzahni @ Apr 15 2008, 12:49 PM) 
You get Gali and Tahu.
*Inserts Onua and Kopaka*
*Inserts Onua and Kopaka*
You get me riding a train with Lego bricks in it. Oh, and, I run over you. (ROADKILL!)
*inserts a dead Protodite Karzahni*
Gets Karzahni!
*Inserts Sarda and Idris...*
*Inserts Sarda and Idris...*
Gets a red huna
*Inserts 50th anniversary golden brick*
*Inserts 50th anniversary golden brick*
Gets a 10th anniversery Brown Brick!
*inserts GLADoS*
*inserts GLADoS*
You get a lego plank with 'VANDAL' scrawled over it.
*inserts lego spider*
*inserts lego spider*
You get a Lego Eek!
*Inserts Lego Fly*
*Inserts Lego Fly*
You get a ton of empty Lego boxes. After all, flies like garbage
*insert complaint about Exo-Force ending*
*insert complaint about Exo-Force ending*
-Exo (copycat)
gets complaint that Bionicle is moving to a new ime slot( 
)
insert © and ® in LEGO form
)insert © and ® in LEGO form
You get © and ® in mega bloks form.
*Inserts giant Bionicle MOC.*
*Inserts giant Bionicle MOC.*
QUOTE(Toa Ynot: toa of toys @ Apr 15 2008, 06:53 PM)
gets complaint that Bionicle is moving to a new ime slot( )
insert © and ® in LEGO form
)insert © and ® in LEGO form
I climb out of the machine, tie you up and copyright you.
*inserts a copyrighted Toa Ynot*
A Makuta: Master of shadows minifig and the Copyrighted Toa Ynot fly out and knock you off your feet.
*Inserts lego patent*
*Inserts lego patent*
Out comes Mega Bloks (sp?)!! 
*insert new Indiana Jones fig*
*insert new Indiana Jones fig*
-Exo (copycat)
QUOTE(Degeneration-Exo @ Apr 15 2008, 07:47 PM)
Out comes Mega Bloks (sp?)!!
*insert new Indiana Jones fig*
*insert new Indiana Jones fig*
-Exo (copycat)
I come out of the machine, pick you up, throw you at Kratta Lover, chain him, teleport him into my base, mutate him into my servant and insert him.
gets a Mutran original
insert said original and a LEGO quarter
insert said original and a LEGO quarter
QUOTE(Toa Ynot: toa of toys @ Apr 15 2008, 08:32 PM)
gets a Mutran original
insert said original and a LEGO quarter
insert said original and a LEGO quarter
You get Mutran, who kicks you into a Shadow Leech vat for some reason.
*inserts the Shadow Leech vat*
You get a Midak Skyblaster*Inserts Midak Ammo*
I come out of the machine, pick you up, throw you at Protodite Karzahni, chain him, teleport him into my base, mutate him into my ninja slave and insert him and a copyright on that phrase.©
Wierdo just posted
* Meiko scared of wierdo.*
* Meiko scared of wierdo.*
I crawl out of the machine (unmutated) and zap Makuta: Master of Shadows with my *Morpho-gun 2000*.
*Inserts Morphed Makuta: Master of Shadows*
*Inserts Morphed Makuta: Master of Shadows*
You get one of those bucket sets where you get all of those random LEGO bricks!
*Inserts a random Creator set....*
*Inserts a random Creator set....*
Gets a random Bionicle set!
*Inserts a random Exo-Force set...*
*Inserts a random Exo-Force set...*
gets random invasionary force into your home
insert said Invasionary force in LEGO form
insert said Invasionary force in LEGO form
Gets it crushed by Bionicle armies.
*Inserts Matau's Aero Slicers...*
*Inserts Matau's Aero Slicers...*
gets vakama's disc launcher
Inserts an avokhii
Inserts an avokhii
Gets the Kraahkan!
*Inserts a Shelek...*
*Inserts a Shelek...*
You get the Kanoka Disk that was used in it's creation.
*Inserts marbles...*
*Inserts marbles...*
Gets Midak spheres!
*Inserts a Tridax Pod.. *
*Inserts a Tridax Pod.. *
I'll play for a bit tonight. 
You get Shadow Leeches!
*Inserts the new Toa Ignika game...*
You get Shadow Leeches!
*Inserts the new Toa Ignika game...*
gets a pod that is made out of tridax ... 
inserts roodaka ... (it was hard. she was fat.)
inserts roodaka ... (it was hard. she was fat.)
Gets Lariska
*Inserts Tren Krom...*
*Inserts Tren Krom...*
You get a LEGO mail box!
*Inserts LEGO fire hydrant...*
*Inserts LEGO fire hydrant...*
You get a dead Carapar!
*inserts lego holiday train...*
*inserts lego holiday train...*
Get lego airport.
Inserts lego Pie.
Inserts lego Pie.
QUOTE
Get lego airport.
Inserts lego Pie.
Inserts lego Pie.
I come flying out the machine, whack you round the head and say 'Pie is soooooo last year! It's cheese now!"
*inserts random purple lego brick*
Gets a LEGO cake!
*Inserts a LEGO muffin...*
*Inserts a LEGO muffin...*
QUOTE
Gets a LEGO cake!
*Inserts a LEGO muffin...*
*Inserts a LEGO muffin...*
You get Dark709!
*Inserts Toa Z and Master Dalek*
Gets BZP!
*Inserts Hapori Tohu...*
*Inserts Hapori Tohu...*
Sorry, double-post. Ignore.
You get a six year BZP brick!
*Inserts six year BZP brick*
*Inserts six year BZP brick*
Gets a spinning Faxon!
*Inserts a spinning Olmak...*
*Inserts a spinning Olmak...*
You get a spinning Rode/n
*Inserts spinning Ignika*
*Inserts spinning Ignika*
Gets Matoro Mahri!
*Inserts Matoro Inika...*
*Inserts Matoro Inika...*
You get a light-up sword.
*Inserts light-up harpoon*
*Inserts light-up harpoon*
Gets Light up peice of plastic
Itserts melted bionicle plastic
Itserts melted bionicle plastic
Gets one of the Inika masks!
*Inserts a Kanohi Zaath...*
*Inserts a Kanohi Zaath...*
You get a Tryna. (One of the only masks I can remember)
*Inserts Calix*
*Inserts Calix*
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