You get Dobby
I insert a Viking
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Get a Dragon!
Insert massive boulder from Scorpion Palace..
Insert massive boulder from Scorpion Palace..
Gets a badly damaged knight!
*inserts viking catapult*
*inserts viking catapult*
You get an Altair minifig!
*Inserts jeezburger*
-Brickeens-
*Inserts jeezburger*
-Brickeens-
*You have failed to insert a Lego-related item. A Technic hand on an extending stick comes out of the machine and fwaps you.*
*Inserts a Micro Scout*
*Inserts a Micro Scout*
You get a complete Exo-Force Collection from 2006-2007!
*inserts gold Takeshi hair*
*inserts gold Takeshi hair*
Gets Takeshi!
Inserts the world!
Inserts the world!
GETS A WORLD MADE OUT OF LEGO!
*INSERTS A GOLDEN GOLDEN GUARDIAN*
*INSERTS A GOLDEN GOLDEN GUARDIAN*
You get a poisonous Striking Venom
I insert one of the old skool dragons and Fafnir
I insert one of the old skool dragons and Fafnir
You get a badly bashed up lego viking.
Hey! A jeezburger is a lego item! The martians from LoM eat them!
*Inserts jeezburger again*
-Brickeens-
Hey! A jeezburger is a lego item! The martians from LoM eat them!
*Inserts jeezburger again*
-Brickeens-
You get the entire Harry Potter line! (Better get a few wheelbarrels)
*Inserts Television*
*Inserts Television*
You get a police minifig. It arrests you. 
*inserts chocolate bar*
*inserts chocolate bar*
You get a LEGO minifig telling you to insert something LEGO-related.
I insert the Mummy's Tomb set, from the Johnny Thunder theme.
I insert the Mummy's Tomb set, from the Johnny Thunder theme.
gets a slizer!
*inserts Kanoka disks*
*inserts Kanoka disks*
You get an Inika zamor launcher that proceeds to shoot you four times in the face.
*Inserts lego skelly*
-Brickeens-
*Inserts lego skelly*
-Brickeens-
*Out comes Lego dementor without hood*
*inserts Cyclone Defender*
-Z-
*inserts Cyclone Defender*
-Z-
Gets uplink
*inserts widgets*
*inserts widgets*
Out comes a drop of liquid protodermis.
*insert Silent Strike*
-Z-
*insert Silent Strike*
-Z-
You get a smashed up Stealth Hunter.
*Inserts Toa Tahra*
-Brickeens-
*Inserts Toa Tahra*
-Brickeens-
gets nidhiki
inserts kreeka
inserts kreeka
You get 500 Harry Potter figures (and they're all yellow!)
*Inserts handcuffs*
*Inserts handcuffs*
You get the brickster.
*inserts a Zyglak*
*inserts a Zyglak*
You get a giant system Zyglak!
*Inserts computer moniter*
*Inserts computer moniter*
Gets a lego computer!
*inserts a minifig head*
*inserts a minifig head*
You get a hat and a Hair peice
I insert the top floor of 'Market Street'
I insert the top floor of 'Market Street'
you get a topless Market Street building!
Inserts a katana
Inserts a katana
You get a life-sized katana made of lego bricks!
Inserts life-sized working LEGO Super Nintendo (Refurbished model).
Inserts life-sized working LEGO Super Nintendo (Refurbished model).
you get a small not working old version LEGO Super Nintendo. 
inserts a ucs star destroyer
inserts a ucs star destroyer
you get the mini star destroyer from the death star II
inserts lego hand holding a briefcase
inserts lego hand holding a briefcase
You get the money from inside the briefcase
I insert the original Hogwarts Great Hall
I insert the original Hogwarts Great Hall
You get a Sentai fortress wall.
*Inserts Altair*
*Inserts Altair*
You get Centauri
I insert an old skool wand, you know, the ones with the stars on top
I insert an old skool wand, you know, the ones with the stars on top
gets the new wizard wnd thingy!(you know with the lightning!)
inserts a devastator
inserts a devastator
You get Super Saiyan Keiken! (For no reason at all)
Inserts minifigs of Billy and Jimmy from Double Dragon.
Inserts minifigs of Billy and Jimmy from Double Dragon.
You get a Lego stop sign!
Inserts a spiderweb...
Inserts a spiderweb...
gets a spiderman minifig
inserts 10 doc ock minifigs
inserts 10 doc ock minifigs
Gets Ignika Inserts Grand Titan
gets an Akon minifig singing (Smack That)and smacking some sense into you all for no reason!
inserts golden widgets
inserts golden widgets
You get Cap'n Redbeard
I insert a monkey minifig
I insert a monkey minifig
You get a Dino Attack T-Rex with real hunting action.
I insert the space simulaton station....
I insert the space simulaton station....
And in turn gets a Mars Mission MX-71 Recon Dropship!
Inserts Ha-Ya-To.
Inserts Ha-Ya-To.
you get a hikaru
inserts takeshi
inserts takeshi
You ge a Police minifig.
*Inserts Lego astronaught*
*Inserts Lego astronaught*
gets a alien
inserts a stormtrooper
inserts a stormtrooper
You get Jabba the Hut.
*inserts Piraka spine*
*inserts Piraka spine*
You get a broken Zamor sphere.
*inserts lego sword*
-S
*inserts lego sword*
-S
gets a real sword!
inserts a frozen minifig
inserts a frozen minifig
You get Takeshi back.
Inserts Mobile Defense Tank
Inserts Mobile Defense Tank
Get a mini Mobile Defence Tank
Inserts Viking Longship...
Inserts Viking Longship...
You get a Jayko knight
Inserts Gadunka
SNX
Inserts Gadunka
SNX
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