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Fruit War 2


Dokuma

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Since some of my readers decided in the last blog entry that the Fruit War is back on, I figured I would at least devote a new blog entry to it.

 

REMEMBER, this is not, nor will it be an RPG.

 

*lobs watermelon at Onuki and Spitty*

 

Oh, and my Premier Membership is gone, so no new entries.

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Yes! It's penetrated!

*uses Atomic Cantaloupe Cannons to destroy much of the BD base*

*destroys rest of it with a Nuclear Melon*

But for some reason, none of THAT penetrated!

 

Weird, isn't it? :P

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Then I'll send your ship

down a whirlpool, while

I'm somewhere far away.

 

JSZ out

*Coughgodmodercough*

 

 

 

Your're still a snail from my lime of DOOM you know.

 

 

 

*Pours citrus juice on Kal*

*The citrus mutates me into a gigantic armored bipedal durain-luanching beast of doom*

 

*Shoots you in the face with a durain*

 

 

 

 

 

 

*BLAM!*

 

 

 

*Whacks kal with lemon of EVIL*

 

 

 

Empty stomache,you feel weaker.

*Shoots you in the face several more times and buries you under a pile of jackfruit trees*

 

*Walks back to base to get turned back into a bohrok*

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Uh huh, like that's possible. If it could be penetrated by a banana, it can be penetrated by a nuke :P . Besides, I fired the nukes into the opening made by the banana.

*shoots Bionicle Dragon with an atomic melon, blowing him to pieces*

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Yes! It's penetrated!

*uses Atomic Cantaloupe Cannons to destroy much of the BD base*

*destroys rest of it with a Nuclear Melon*

But for some reason, none of THAT penetrated!

 

Weird, isn't it? :P

For explanation, in case readers don't know, our new base is labeled Banana Bomb Proof. So when GFLK fired a Banana Cannon, it penetrated (*gasp*), while nothing else did.

 

Just wanted to make that clear. :P

 

Throws soft, mushy, unripe peach at GFLK*

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Gourdzilla is ramming Peach

Towers right now. I guess

you people made it pretty

weak. Anyway, it's

swaying really bad.

 

JSZ out

That'll be fun for the kids at the carnival! =P

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Then I'll send your ship

down a whirlpool, while

I'm somewhere far away.

 

JSZ out

*Coughgodmodercough*

 

 

 

Your're still a snail from my lime of DOOM you know.

 

 

 

*Pours citrus juice on Kal*

*The citrus mutates me into a gigantic armored bipedal durain-luanching beast of doom*

 

*Shoots you in the face with a durain*

 

 

 

 

 

 

*BLAM!*

 

 

 

*Whacks kal with lemon of EVIL*

 

 

 

Empty stomache,you feel weaker.

*Shoots you in the face several more times and buries you under a pile of jackfruit trees*

 

*Walks back to base to get turned back into a bohrok*

 

 

 

 

 

Video tapes of barney you must watch!!!!

 

 

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Frankin-Kal, do you wish to commense The Attack? I'm sure we can do it on our own, just until more of our allies get on later.

BTW, PM Wonko with the plans. For some reason, I can't view profiles so I can't PM him

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*Still Hiding In Base*

 

Okay, since nobody stopped me this time, Pumpkin Chucker land is mine! Just that small bit on the left, though., though.

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*Still Hiding In Base*

 

Okay, since nobody stopped me this time, Pumpkin Chucker land is mine! Just that small bit on the left, though., though.

We stopped you. We decimated all of your forces, took the debris back to the base, and smelted it into metal for more cannons.

 

Luaghin' man, not quite yet. I have to settle somthing with the legion of the fruit stand. I suggest you keep all of your forces out of the area.

 

 

*Back in base, now a bohrok again*

 

Commence the shelling!

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*Still Hiding In Base*

 

Okay, since nobody stopped me this time, Pumpkin Chucker land is mine! Just that small bit on the left, though., though.

We stopped you. We decimated all of your forces, took the debris back to the base, and smelted it into metal for more cannons.

 

Luaghin' man, not quite yet. I have to settle somthing with the legion of the fruit stand. I suggest you keep all of your forces out of the area.

 

 

*Back in base, now a bohrok again*

 

Commence the shelling!

Ok. PM me when you are ready.

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*Sends out newest War General to destroy the USS FruitLoop's sheild*

 

Behold- CHERRYBACCA!

 

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Also: That never happened! I did that once, you stopped me, okay. Then the second time, I got away with it!

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*Sends out newest War General to destroy the USS FruitLoop's sheild*

 

Behold- CHERRYBACCA!

 

IPB Image

 

 

Also: That never happened! I did that once, you stopped me, okay. Then the second time, I got away with it!

I don't recall a second time.

 

*Huge booms come from bunker as the cannons are fired*

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*Sends out newest War General to destroy the USS FruitLoop's sheild*

 

Behold- CHERRYBACCA!

 

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OKAY,FIRST THERE WAS OBI-PLUM KENOBIE,THEN GOURDZILLA.

 

BUT CHERRYBACCA HAS GONE TO FAR!!!!

 

 

 

*Shoves nuclear limeons down cherrybacca,and noriks throat*

 

 

join us

 

SasaDad nuva,join the forcs of Limeons and apples!

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*Sends out newest War General to destroy the USS FruitLoop's sheild*

 

Behold- CHERRYBACCA!

 

IPB Image

 

What part of INDESTRUCTABLE SHEILD do you not understand :P ?

Besides; attemping to destroy the shield is pretty much suicide, since it burns up all enemies who touch it :P .

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*Sends out newest War General to destroy the USS FruitLoop's sheild*

 

Behold- CHERRYBACCA!

 

IPB Image

 

What part of INDESTRUCTABLE SHEILD do you not understand :P ?

Besides; attemping to destroy the shield is pretty much suicide, since it burns up all enemies who touch it :P .

 

 

 

Doens't matter,I shoved a nuclear limeon down cherrybacca's throat.

 

 

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