In Music today, we had to write the lyrics to our own Rock 'n' Roll song. Most of this is written by me, but with a few additions from my friend.

Woke up this mornin'

Feelin' fine,

Jumped down the stairs and broke my spine!

Woo-Hoo!

Woo-Hoo!

I lay there for ages

Just groanin' on the floor

My Ma came in while I was feelin' sore

Said "Get up!"

"Get up!"

My Dad came in,

Wantin' a dump,

Saw me lyin' there and gave me a thump!

I said "Ouch!"

said "Ouch!"

My Uncle came in,

Said "You stupid prat!"

"How did you get yourself like that?"

I said "Help"

said "Help!"

The Doc came in,

Saw me and said,

"Sorry son, I think you're dead!"

I said "Dang!"

said "Dang!"

So there it is. What d'you think?