Did you know the German word equivalent to baloney! is quatsch? It is. Quatsch can mean nonsense and other such synonymous things, but baloney is so much better, because I was doing some German practice-reading with my dad (who knows German), when the word quatsch came up. And somehow my dad and I started singing the Oscar Mayer song, but with quatsch instead of Oscar and Mayer. But it didn't fit, so I had to hum it... or... something. I'm not really sure what was said then, because I was laughing too hard. It was a massive failure at the time, but the Oscar Mayer song has never been so funny. It was a lot of quatsch.

(But now I've discovered it fits, oh yes it dooooes)



My bologna has a first name - it's O-S-C-A-R
My bologna has a second name, it's M-A-Y-E-R
I like to eat it every day
and if you ask me why, I'll saaaay...

... 'cuuuuz Oscar Mayer has a way with Q-U-A-T-S-C-H!