Play that country song backwards and the poor guy'll get his dog back, his woman back, his car back, probably even his house and land back.


Meanwhile, here's a list of strangely-titled country songs, some of which are comedy and a couple of which may not even exist:

Am I Double Parked by the Curbstone of Your Heart?
Billy Broke My Heart at Walgreens and I Cried All the Way to Sears
Bubba's Inconvenience Store
Hand me the Pool Cue and Call Yourself an Ambulance
Here's A Quarter (Call Someone Who Cares)
How Can I Miss You if You Won't Go Away?
How Did You Get so Ugly Overnight?
I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling
I Flushed You From The Toilets Of My Heart
I Gave Her My Heart And A Diamond And She Clubbed Me With A Spade
I Sent Her Artifical Flowers For Her Artificial Love
I Still Miss You Baby... But My Aim is Getting Better
I Was Looking Back to See If You Were Looking Back to See If I Was Looking Back to See if You Were Looking Back at Me
I Went Back to My Fourth Wife for the Third Time and Gave Her a Second Chance to Make a First Class Fool Out of Me
I Went Out On A Limb and Fell Off the Family Tree
If My Nose Was Running Money, Honey, I'd Blow It Al On You
If The Phone Doesn't Ring, It's Me
My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, And I Sure Do Miss Him