A Few Fun Jokes
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"Hey, I've got an idea!"
"Be nice to it. It's a long ways from home."
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One day, Hitler went to a fortune teller to see how his future would provail.
The fortune teller said, "You will die on a Jewish holiday."
Hitler was like , then said "How can you be sure of this?"
"Any day you die will be a Jewish holiday."
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Son: "Dad, do you think men have more sense once they've married?"
Dad: "Yes, but it's too late then."
"Hey, I've got an idea!"
"Be nice to it. It's a long ways from home."
.::.
One day, Hitler went to a fortune teller to see how his future would provail.
The fortune teller said, "You will die on a Jewish holiday."
Hitler was like , then said "How can you be sure of this?"
"Any day you die will be a Jewish holiday."
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Son: "Dad, do you think men have more sense once they've married?"
Dad: "Yes, but it's too late then."
Yeah, here is a first group of jokes. I've got a whole book--literally-full of these. I'll be posting them sometimes B)
.:Shadix:.
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