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Santa = Batman


Chols

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So I was thinking, how does Santa go down chimneys when they may have a fire underneath? Obviously, his suit must be fireproof.

 

Who else has a fireproof suit?

 

BATMAN.

 

Santa can also sneak around buildings without being noticed. Who else does that?

 

BATMAN AGAIN.

 

Bruce Wayne is obviously a fake identity used to throw off people trying to figure out who he really is.

 

This makes perfect sense.

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I think Super Man fits the bill better. He is indestructable and sneaky enough... plus he has the whole super speed thing which lets him get to all the houses in the world.

 

:music:

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I think Super Man fits the bill better. He is indestructable and sneaky enough... plus he has the whole super speed thing which lets him get to all the houses in the world.

 

:music:

Plus he can see through walls so he can see when you're sleeping or awake...

 

Hmmmm

 

I like Batman more though so I'm sticking with him. :P

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And who is Bruce Wayne?

 

INNERRAYG

 

Who's InnerRayg?

 

A FORUM LEADER

 

Where is he a forum leader?

 

HERE ON BZP

 

~EW~

That means he can see me talking about his identity D:

 

Am I now a supervillian?

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And who is Bruce Wayne?

 

INNERRAYG

 

Who's InnerRayg?

 

A FORUM LEADER

 

Where is he a forum leader?

 

HERE ON BZP

 

~EW~

That means he can see me talking about his identity D:

 

Am I now a supervillian?

WE'RE ALL SUPERVILLAINS.

 

YAAAAAAAY.

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And who is Bruce Wayne?

 

INNERRAYG

 

Who's InnerRayg?

 

A FORUM LEADER

 

Where is he a forum leader?

 

HERE ON BZP

 

~EW~

That means he can see me talking about his identity D:

 

Am I now a supervillian?

WE'RE ALL SUPERVILLAINS.

 

YAAAAAAAY.

Am I allowed to blow up the world now? :D

 

-Canama

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