Santa = Batman
So I was thinking, how does Santa go down chimneys when they may have a fire underneath? Obviously, his suit must be fireproof.
Who else has a fireproof suit?
BATMAN.
Santa can also sneak around buildings without being noticed. Who else does that?
BATMAN AGAIN.
Bruce Wayne is obviously a fake identity used to throw off people trying to figure out who he really is.
This makes perfect sense.
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