Franco

Your song sounds a bit like the trailer to Assassin's Creed...

Oh, whoops XP Must go fix profile.

Naw, didn't get it from Zev, just found it on Riglax's profile.

E & P: Have no fear, Jolek. Although your RPer is...Eccentric, he's better than most others.

What? What kind of tri-leadership?

Cuz if it's that one where I get gypped by Zar, it's not okay

Um, no, I meant these ladies *pulls out all 144 blades on person*

E & P: *slowly back away* Your RPer is...Strange. But specifically, we were looking for you, Jolek. Surely, you are smart enough to stop this miniskirt craziness and proclaim that the COMMAND KILT is a COMMAND KILT, not miniskirt! Our RPer understood when yours did not support the idea, but surely you are smart enough to

E & P: *they shake their heads* No, we've seen Mangai before, but we're looking for Razgriz 1. We heard he lives around here. Do you know where he is?

Hey, KNI! Help your

Fearless Leader convince the fewls, Zar and Ads, that it's a COMMAND KILT, not miniskirt, pweez?

Ads, read Fernie's page, and Mr. Mudskipples says:

YOU HAVE DISAPPOINTED MR. MUDSKIPPLES

NEXT TIME, ASK YOUR FEARLESS LEADER FOR READING RECOMMENDATIONS

T_T

Anyways, read To Kill A Mockingbird. It was excellent, though not as good as Lord of the Flies.

I...Do not get your sig.

XP

I'm not being immature, just being foolish

*Exlaas and Phogu appear*

E & P: Hey, who the darn is that ugly gentelman-looking dude?

*Rodents ot the universe boom out, along with all mudskippers, boom out "COMMAND KILT"*

Methinks you outmatched ;P

*Gerbils, mudskippers, capybaras, and all rodents in the universe assemble, yelling: COMMAND KILT*

Methink you're outmatched ;P

I use it as a form of protection. Plus, it makes the ladies happy

NOT ANY OF YOUR BUSINESS, FEWLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

COOL! I'M GLAD YOU DIDN'T SAY THAT WAS ME!

I'M WEARING MY COMBAT ARMOR AS WELL, YOU DIMWIT! THIS COMMAND KILT IS MADE OUT OF THE FINEST HEAT-TRAPPING MATERIALS, ANYWAYS!

DON'T LAUGH. YOU KNOW YOU'D DO THE SAMEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YES, ADSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*turns towards Razgriz as he continues fighting*

DON'T LAUGH, YOU KNOW YOU'D DO THE SAMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OH, NO

SAVE ME

ADS LIKES ME

No, it's a ki-

WAITWAITWAIT

"DEAREST MANGAI"?!

AAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*runs away screaming*

Okey.

I thought I had taught you better.

Really, I had.

But this is just sad.

You can't even say the proper terminology for a piece of COMBAT GEAR?

It's a "COMMAND KILT" not a SKIRT!

Don't go away yet! If I'm right, I may have convinced Ads to sing good ol' violent parodies of TS! Check her page for more!