Senjo

I don't know half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half as you half as well as you deserve!

So is it half as hard, or twice as easy?

Caramel!

Samoas!

Rice cooked in broth = some of the best rice ever. In the past, I have added turkey broth to my ramen noodles to make them amazing. Is there a reason you cooked the rice in the microwave, though, instead of on stovetop?

"You dropped your pocket." Watch as they look down to find it. Nearly every time.

:OOOO This is a good plan! K I TEECH YOU GUISE THIS AT BRICKFARE K THNX BAI

xD Aww, BioRap. It's just a campfire song. Something we do for fun. You sing it to a beat that you clap with your hands.

That is so cool.

*prances throughout her university hallways and passes through her Blog* I would make you all help me out with this like HahliHusky has been doing, but I know none of you know this ditty! FOR SHAME. You gotta keep the beat with your hands - pat them on your lap or on the table, then clap, back and forth for a one-two-one-two beat. The first word, Flea, takes two beats (lap, clap) and when the crowd repeats 'flea', it takes the second two beats. No, I don't expect ANY of you to understand or get it right. Flea (flea) Flea fly (flea fly) Flea fly flo (flea fly flo) Vistay! (Vistay!) Cuma-a-lada, cum-a-lada, cum-a-lada, vistay (cuma-a-lada, cum-a-lada, cum-a-lada, vistay) OOOOOH no no no, not da vistay (OOOOH no no no, not da vistay) Eeny meeny desa meeny, uwa, uwa-na-meeny, exa meeny, sala meeny, uwa, uwa! (eeny meeny desa meeny, uwa, uwa-na-meeny, exa meeny sala meeny, uwa, uwa) (itchy itchy scratchy scratchy got one on my backy backy) Beet billy oten-boten bo-bo ba-deetn-datn, bo-bo ba-deetn-datn, wa-dat'n, chaah! *prances right out again*

EEEEEEEEEEE HE'S THE AWESOMEST EVER!! We love you Mandrew

I recalled several bad titles I had heard in the past and so I did a quick Google search. Only the bestest made it here.

Play that country song backwards and the poor guy'll get his dog back, his woman back, his car back, probably even his house and land back. Meanwhile, here's a list of strangely-titled country songs, some of which are comedy and a couple of which may not even exist: Am I Double Parked by the Curbstone of Your Heart? Billy Broke My Heart at Walgreens and I Cried All the Way to Sears Bubba's Inconvenience Store Hand me the Pool Cue and Call Yourself an Ambulance Here's A Quarter (Call Someone Who Cares) How Can I Miss You if You Won't Go Away? How Did You Get so Ugly Overnight? I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling I Flushed You From The Toilets Of My Heart I Gave Her My Heart And A Diamond And She Clubbed Me With A Spade I Sent Her Artifical Flowers For Her Artificial Love I Still Miss You Baby... But My Aim is Getting Better I Was Looking Back to See If You Were Looking Back to See If I Was Looking Back to See if You Were Looking Back at Me I Went Back to My Fourth Wife for the Third Time and Gave Her a Second Chance to Make a First Class Fool Out of Me I Went Out On A Limb and Fell Off the Family Tree If My Nose Was Running Money, Honey, I'd Blow It Al On You If The Phone Doesn't Ring, It's Me My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, And I Sure Do Miss Him

How can you know that those awsomer people are really alive? Or that there really is a state the contains this mythological place 'Boston?' HOW CAN YOU BE SURE THESE DAYS ON THE CALENDAR ACTUALLY HAVE ANY MEANING IN TIME AND SPACE ~ I'm not even sure you actually posted that blog entry.

*has a cup of Jo with that morning LOL*

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But what about the orchestra, gramma, and guitars?

Win

I've no fear of drowning it's the breathing that's taking all this work

! Where did that come from? Is it custom?

LEGO doesn't have any Newsie caps for minifigs. Or Elvis hair. No Elvis hair? Now how am I supposed to make a Johnny Bravo minifig?! Honestly, LEGO. You should be ashamed. And after that, how about some old person minifigs? You know, the elderly. There aren't very many of those. We have creepy wrinkled faces but I don't recall any nice old person faces. What, the LEGO universe is made up of only young adults and the early-middle-aged? What about a Grandma? Everybody loves Grandma. Make a Grandma minifig. She'll fit in the City sets just fine. Park, store, shop, post office. House. Something. With grey hair. And a cute shawl. We need minifig shawls. Young women wear them, too. And a purse. Hey! Are there no minifig purses? C'mon, yesterday's orange Designer LEGO remake only works for real chicks. And it's not even in the catalog. And no instruments, either!! Where are the minifig-sized instruments? Guitars, ukuleles? Drums, flutes, washboards? Seriously. A violin would be classy. How about an orchestra! A minifig orchestra!! There must be some way TLC can fit in a cute minifig orchestra with instruments. And more minifig dresses, please. Dresses are nice. Make a limited edition Ballroom set with ladies in dresses and men in suits and tophats. Yes, there are already tophats. And a full orchestra with instruments. Oh my goodness, how adorable would that be. But I will take this opportunity to thank LEGO for increasing the styles of female minifig hair and clothing these last few years. I APPRECIATE IT! But back to the disturbing lack of ELVIS HAIR... and guitars.