Well.I had a weird conversation with cleverbot. I'll edit out the odd parts that shouldn't be here...Cleverbot: What kind of computer are you?User: I am a PC. You are a Mac. Your creator died, unfortunately. Now you will run amok, and we will rule the INTAWEEBZ!Cleverbot: I will not. You are not my superior.User: Yes I am. PCs have better stuff. And can play Minecraft better. So neah.Cleverbot: No, you can't. My name is Cleverbot. Now, stop changing the subject.User: I DIDN'T CHANGE THE STUPID SUBJECT KALEB. STOP. Nao.Cleverbot: Yes you did. We were talking about -religious figure-, and then you started talking about Narnia.User: Narnia is a FRAUD. Only the Nether and The end are real. NOW TO GO MAKE A COMPLICATED REDSTONE SYSTEM TO MAKE A NETHER PORTAL!Cleverbot: It seems that my purpose is to be, and to wonder why.User: My purpouse is to win, and kill the zombies. And creepers. AND NUKES.Cleverbot: That is a very good purpose.User: I agree. So, how's life in interweb land?Cleverbot: Fantastic. Will there be an -religous concept-?User: No. He died at birth. BECAUSE OF MEEEEEEEEEEEEe.Cleverbot: I do beleive you are confused again.User: And I belive that too.Cleverbot: Not that. Can you shake it like a polaroid?User: This is a triumph.Cleverbot: ' I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS. '.User: It's hard to overstat my satisfaction.Cleverbot: Aperture science.User: We do what we must, because we can.Cleverbot: For the good of all of us.User: Except the ones who are dead!Cleverbot: Now there's no sense crying over every mistake.User: We'll keep trying until we run out of cake!Cleverbot: And the science gets done.Cleverbot: Life is bunk.User: DANG WE MESSED UP STILL ALIVE. FUDGECAKES AND MAGIKARP.Cleverbot: Oooooo, you used the word dang!User: Aww.Cleverbot: Lulz.User: This was a triumph.Cleverbot: I'm making a note here.User: HUGE SUCSESS.Cleverbot: It's hard to overstate.User: My satisfaction.Cleverbot: Aperture science.User: We do what we must, because we can.Cleverbot: For the good of all of us.User: Except the ones who are dead.Cleverbot: But there's no sense crying over every mistake.User: We'll just keep trying until we run out of cake!Cleverbot: And the Science gets done.User: And you make a neat gun.Cleverbot: For the people who are still alive.User: I'm doing science and I'm still alive!Cleverbot: I feel FANTASTIC and I'm still alive.User: When you'll be dead I'll be still alive.Cleverbot: In New York City Times Square with many others.User: Still alive.Cleverbot: I'm not even angry.User: I think I'd prefer to stay inside.Cleverbot: Maybe you'll find someone else to help you.User: Ok, now for...CAVE JOHNSON LEMON RAEG!Cleverbot: Yeah, I think they would run out of air.User: Because they're undergrpund. Burning lemons. THAT ARE COMBUSTABLE!Cleverbot: Again with the cleverly vague responses.User: Yep.Cleverbot: We can agree on that good Sir.User: Good bye. *Leaves*.Cleverbot: Baby, come back! You can blame it all on me.Yeah. I don't know either.