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Ehksidian

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  1. 4/5So he is... sideways NEGATIVE 8?Oh no, it broke the sound light matter everything barrier.
  2. But, once again, it chestbusts right out. And can do it sideways 8 times.But now, due to it's ability, the Aliens are really mad they stole their idea!
  3. so then I make him have un-regenerative powers. And kill him forever so he no longer regenerates.I now have the mask.
  4. YES.INCLUDE IT IN YOUR THANKSGIVING SPECIAL.With some ponygravy on the side.
  5. 4//5To bad I can CHESTBUST my way out sideways 8 times >=D
  6. The conflict is resloved, because to the beings causing the conflict, it is holy.But now it must find gas, because it is running low on it!
  7. but due to it firing the lazer, it now is dead forever, not faking, and not doing anything. It is dead, extinct, and gone.I now has the mask!
  8. So the car jumps out, and goes on an INTERGALACTIC VOYAGE ACROSS THE STARS!Unfortunately, the car runs into a black hole. BUt it is escapable...
  9. But now, I develop a cure for it;s immunity of extinction. I inject it with it, so it dies. Forever. So then you get out of it, and try running with the mask. I promptly shoot you with a Sniper Rifle form Halo.I now have the mask!
  10. 4/5Hello!And the answer to life and everything is...If you get it right, you get the best thing ever.
  11. The aliens burst out of its chest, chest buster style, and make it die forever.but now the aliens want money from the car! And they only take cars for money!
  12. I come back. I shoot it with my aforementioned SPACELAZORCANNONOFEPICWIN and kill it. It does not rise again, and its species goes extinct forever.I now have the mask.
  13. My theroy:Well, many people today consider the lower rating for age a game has, the worse it is. Which is why Super Smash Bros series is T, when it really isn't that bad.Halo isn't as bad either. The worst is the Flood, and that's it. I mean, you kill aliens. You don't spear them, rip out ther guts and stuff, do you? You simply shoot them, unless you have an energy sword. And if you ave that, all it does is go through them and come out. Not much blood. IF I were to rate Reach and ODST, they would be T, but the ones with the Flood... eh, barely M. In fact, my friend had Fall Of Reach, and in the back it showed an ad for Combat Evolved. IT was rated T. So yeah, Halo is more of a borderline thing. [/rant]
  14. I punch that last thing and make it go crying home to its mother.WHO IS A ZOMBIE.I now have the mask!
  15. Of course, the car has a great warrenty that allows its burnt parts (Which only one door was burned) to be repaired at the nearest auto shop.So it gets fixed.But it;s alien defence grid was borken in the process, and a new ALIENMOTHASHEEP is coming!
  16. IC: [Mike King, Pvt 1st, Internal of building-Balcony]Mike searched more and more for signs of life within the building, and sighed. He found the nearest exit, which was to a balcony, and went out. Of course he ended up in front of two Skirmishers and an Elite. Mike jumped back, unholstered his M45, and took aim at one of the two Skirmishers from within the room. "Here goes..." Mike whispered, and started to pull the trigger.
  17. Hehheeh so true.But it's not Aliens. It was Predators.But, yeah. History Channel has no real history on it anymore... Exept for "Ancient Aliens", which all of it is Magikarp.
  18. So... we are making a terminator movie?Or is it a Necron that eats deat people?And what is this all about?We'll find out next comic!I just had to... but it's odd how I'm the only one who knows as of now I tihnk in the series... and yes, I'm not alone on the theoretical dating thing!Good comic, by the way. And roast hedgehog<Roast pony. Just saying.
  19. I then fire SPACECANNONLAZER and it hits you. You fall into a pit, and I grab the mask.
  20. The car breaks through it, killing the riders, thus ending POKEMON BLACK/WHITE ADVENTUREPLACE.But since the game ended, the car is falling into the credits!
  21. I then say "Olookie a newkular apookalepse" and you turn to see the nonexistan mushroom cloud. I then steal the mask.
  22. Unexpected killer woman!And night time... with a campfire... and Mr. Optomistic still has that happy look... with his eyes closed still...
  23. fortunately the birds do nothing and escape unharmed.But a Quicksand Squid appears and grabs the car, dragging it towards its mouth!
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