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...a bushel and a peck, a bushel and a peck and a hug around the neck. -SZ-
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"Every time you say 'Happy Holidays' an elf dies." Neal Boortz said that. Also, next time you even THINK of saying that... phrase I'm alluding to, just save people the trouble of wondering what holiday you celebrate, and say something specific relating to whatever holiday you may celebrate... if any at all. Really, I'm not offended by people saying "Merry(HOLIDAY NAME HERE)!" if it's not one I celebrate. Besides, hardly anybody celebrates Festivus, anyway. ... MERRY FESTIVUS, -Ngakunui P.S.: I still think Frank Costanza was a genius. Same goes for Cosmo Kramer.
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CHALLENGER APPROACHING: Mountain Lion! ... Ready... GO! -SZ-
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Listen. Harder. You hear that? Shh. Do you? It's the winds of change. ... ... Like. You know. Name. Avatar. (Not that one.) And banner. Blog. Content blocks. Things. Of that sort. ... Not political. -SZ-
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This absolutely proves the theory that Metroids are awesome. <3 -Ngakunui
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And you're Mary Tyler Moore. -SZ-
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The dance of Sadie Hawkins In my trousers of color There khaki; is nothing better The girls asks individuals It is always a there surprise Is nothing better The baby does to him Has taste of my sweater? -SZ-
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HIT MEH BABEH ONE MOAR TIME B) -SZ-
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I just finished writing the first chapter to this work of literature I'm writing that most of you will never hear of, and felt compelled to write something most of you will actually enjoy. Mind you, it's not as awesome as what I'm writing- BUT it is a BZPower exclusive. ------- It was the thirteenth hour of the thirteenth day of the thirteenth month. At this time, a certain people rejected logic and observed a thirteenth month-thus, they had a very inaccurate perception of what year it was. BUT while this happened, a man by the name of "Rufus" was doing something, something so awesome that mere mortals cannot grasp it's complex nature- it was called USING THE COMPUTOR MACHINE. While practicing such horrifying things, thar was "LIGHTNING" which zapped and/or coursed through the power lines, or conduits, or whatever they used THEN the computor machine asploded at RUFUS and the fire from it started attack rufus!(wut) SO THEN HE /disablcapslokplzkthnx was all liek "OMG IM ON FIRE OR FIRE AR ATTACKIGN ME OR SOMETHING ME OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG halp." THEN he ran into a room with ppl inininininit and said "HAI GAIZ IMMA GUN DAI N TURN INTO GOAST NAO KTHNXBAI" then he dyed THEN thirteen years later, a man name "bob" went to wer rufus diededed n stuf bcuz he wuz liek want to get scared ur sumthin. thin RUFUSIS GOAST COMED OWT FROM GROUND and bob knowed it wuz rufuz coz it wuz a goats and had LAZOR VISHSHUN LIEK RUFUS DID so he screemd and rufus goast fireded hiz lazorz at bob, but bob was too awesomer to be shooted at so he didn't die and rufus did and everthing indinddindndindnid hapiley in conclusivly TO BE CONTINUED ------- ... I was bored and felt the need to post something in my blog, in other words. :\ -Ngakunui
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In Soviet Russia, the car knows where your dude is. -SZ-
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Wouldn't it be awesome if the military bred squirrels so that they were the size of horses, then used them for cavalry units to replace tanks? Because that would be, like, awesome. JUST IMAGINE THE TERROR(Shock And Awe) IT WOULD STRIKE UPON THEIR FOES. SHEER AWESOMENESS IS AWESOME. ... In case you didn't guess, I'm in an odd mood today. :\ ... ALSO I've decided to give my blog an aquatic theme when I get to work on creating the next one, per Bundaling's advice on making it "FISHY" based. -Ngakunui
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...is so CHAINSAWESOME! -SZ-
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More precisely, the best art topic ever. -Ngakunui
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I'm not old enough, sillies. -SZ-
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ALL TUGETHUH NAO! -SZ-
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I'm a coal mine. Cuz sooooorrow is just all the rage... -SZ-
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Brutaka is a hauss. HAUSS ... That is all. -SZ-
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...you're not really married. Sorry to be the one to break the news to you. -SZ-
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I tried to do handstands for you. But every time I fell on you. -SZ-
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Your eyes are the size of the moon... -SZ-
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Your face is so small from back here. Huh. -SZ-
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"Bob" I, man, am regal - a German am I Never odd or even If I had a hi-fi Madam, I'm Adam Too hot to hoot No lemons, no melon Too bad I hid a boot Lisa Bonet ate no basil Warsaw was raw Was it a car or a cat I saw? Rise to vote, sir Do geese see god? "Do nine men interpret?" "Nine men," I nod Rats live on no evil star Won't lovers revolt now? Race fast, safe car Pa's a sap Ma is as selfless as I am May a moody baby doom a yam? (Harmonica Solo) Ah, Satan sees Natasha No devil lived on Lonely Tylenol Not a banana baton No "x" in "Nixon" O, stone, be not so O Geronimo, no minor ego "Naomi," I moan "A Toyota's a Toyota" A dog, a panic in a pagoda Oh no! Don Ho! Nurse, I spy gypsies - run! Senile felines Now I see bees I won UFO tofu We panic in a pew Oozy rat in a sanitary zoo God! A red nugget! A fat egg under a dog! Go hang a salami, I'm a lasagna hog (???) So yeah- recently, I've felt the need to post something utterly nonsensical. So I figured I'd quote this song by Weird Al. ISN'T IT AWESOME?! -Ngakunui