Pohatu: Uniter of Stone Posted November 4, 2014 Share Posted November 4, 2014 Hey, your teeth are in upside down! You are confused and thus lose the mask because you hurt yourself in your confusion. My mask. Quote I HATE SCORPIOS ~Pohatu Master of Stone, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShadowVezon Posted November 4, 2014 Share Posted November 4, 2014 (edited) You are on the way to destruction. You have no chance to survive make your time. Ha ha ha. My Mask. (I know, it was Lariska who was behind CATS not me, but still.) Edited November 4, 2014 by Neo ShadowVezon Quote Banner by jed1ndy "Master of Shadows and Game-running Compliants, Ǝɹsɐʇz Ԁᴉɹɐʞɐ ᴉu qlɐɔʞ' No˙ 999, Vezon of the Twighlight" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pohatu: Uniter of Stone Posted November 4, 2014 Share Posted November 4, 2014 Supernova in your spleen My mask Quote I HATE SCORPIOS ~Pohatu Master of Stone, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Volatile Posted November 4, 2014 Share Posted November 4, 2014 Hypernova to the face!!! GET REKT SON My mask Quote Just because you're trash doesn't mean you can't do great things. It's called garbage can, not garbage cannot! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Undertaken Posted November 4, 2014 Share Posted November 4, 2014 Singularity in your spine. My mask Quote -END OF LINE- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
user-402520536 Posted November 4, 2014 Share Posted November 4, 2014 Your mouth becomes a reality rift. All of the disgusting junk you call food now automatically falls into another universe. Soon, your mouth starts pouring out millions of little angry tribal dudes that kill everyone in sight... except me. My mask and little angry tribal dudes that came from The Undertaken's mouth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Undertaken Posted November 4, 2014 Share Posted November 4, 2014 Welp, there is only three things that can be done about that, I choose the path of taking up an axe and going berserk on the angry dudes, and you while i'm at it, and some hapless tree. My mask Quote -END OF LINE- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onaku Posted November 4, 2014 Author Share Posted November 4, 2014 I close the rift in your mouth. For some sciency-wiency reasons, the surviving tribal dudes die due to their connection to home being severed. I then pour a bucket of plasma over your head, instantly disintegrating you. My mask. Quote BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pohatu: Uniter of Stone Posted November 4, 2014 Share Posted November 4, 2014 (edited) I summon Mighty Oak, who promptly beats you up. My mask. Edited November 4, 2014 by Pohatu: Master of Stone Quote I HATE SCORPIOS ~Pohatu Master of Stone, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
user-402520536 Posted November 4, 2014 Share Posted November 4, 2014 (edited) I retain one of the tribal dudes, who just so happens to be a medic. I call him over to repair my bisected body, and he does so with zeal. He then becomes a Toa of Plantlife for no apparent reason. He joins forces with Mighty Oak, and the two carry out a "green" vengeance upon The Undertaken. The Undertaken dies within a minute. My mask, loyal Toa of Plantlife, and (temporary) alliance with Pohatu. Edited November 5, 2014 by Triclops-Echo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ride Another Day Posted November 5, 2014 Share Posted November 5, 2014 You made an alliance with 88? I was gone for a day. So we got 88 and his doppelganger working together. I would propose an alliance to SV but that NEVER worked out with him in Steal the Mask 2 and the alliance with Onaku went to heck. I guess only Aeron is left to ask, but whatevs'. Oh, I bring it around town. My mask. Quote Thanks Photobucket. Love you too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
user-402520536 Posted November 5, 2014 Share Posted November 5, 2014 I hit The Undertaken in the face, reopening the rift. I then stuff you into his mouth, resulting in you appearing in another dimension. The little angry tribal dudes then rip you apart. My mask. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ride Another Day Posted November 5, 2014 Share Posted November 5, 2014 88 bought you at sticker price. My mask. Quote Thanks Photobucket. Love you too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Undertaken Posted November 5, 2014 Share Posted November 5, 2014 I use my rift-mouth to portal cut you. My mask Quote -END OF LINE- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ride Another Day Posted November 5, 2014 Share Posted November 5, 2014 I play the copycat card and copy our ability, then I try it on you. My mask. Quote Thanks Photobucket. Love you too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Undertaken Posted November 5, 2014 Share Posted November 5, 2014 I turn you inside out while your mouth is still a portal. You are now stuck outside the universe and both universes have now combined in an explosive event. Very explosive, very big. i might even go so far as to call it a large pop! Anyways I now have the mask and I sit in an ivory tower, made with real space-narwhal ivory. My mask Quote -END OF LINE- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ride Another Day Posted November 5, 2014 Share Posted November 5, 2014 I film you with a fish-eye lens. My mask. Quote Thanks Photobucket. Love you too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
user-402520536 Posted November 5, 2014 Share Posted November 5, 2014 The fish-eye lens is rigged with explosives for no apparent reason (probably Onaku's fault). Everything/one explodes except me and my pets and allies. My mask. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ride Another Day Posted November 5, 2014 Share Posted November 5, 2014 I feel like writing a song about this stuff in the same context as dumb ways to die. I might do that actually.By the way, your mama said that what you did was rude and you have to give it back. You disagree and get your hide tanned. My mask. Quote Thanks Photobucket. Love you too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Undertaken Posted November 5, 2014 Share Posted November 5, 2014 It turns out I was actually hiding inside the mask, somehow. I pick myself up and run away, Zoidberg style. My mask Quote -END OF LINE- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ride Another Day Posted November 5, 2014 Share Posted November 5, 2014 Bender comes a lookin' for you. Not really he's just drunk. My mask. Quote Thanks Photobucket. Love you too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onaku Posted November 5, 2014 Author Share Posted November 5, 2014 (edited) I was one of the explosives that the fish lenses were rigged with. When I detonated, my essence was spread into everything in the explosion's path. Then, using the portion of my essence within the mask, I created more such explosives, and spread my essence throughout the planet, essentially making the planet me. I then promptly take active control of all my essence, possessing 93% of the population, and then exterminating the remaining 7%, which some of you happen to be a part of. My mask and world. Edited November 5, 2014 by Toa Onaku Quote BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Undertaken Posted November 5, 2014 Share Posted November 5, 2014 Fortunately I was part of the 93% under your control. Already being a mindless drone your control made no difference and I bided my time, preparing a weapon that would cleanse this world of your control, and of that pesky owl infestation. I unleash said weapon, creating a blast so glorious all who were caught in the blast became one with true awesomeness! For you see, my weapon was non other than the power of ROCK! My mask and glorious rock apocalypse Quote -END OF LINE- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onaku Posted November 5, 2014 Author Share Posted November 5, 2014 The rock apocalypse comes to an abrupt end when a company sues you for copyright infringement. My mask. Quote BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
user-402520536 Posted November 5, 2014 Share Posted November 5, 2014 I Save the Band. The All-American Rejects are now on my side. My mask and band. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pohatu: Uniter of Stone Posted November 5, 2014 Share Posted November 5, 2014 You give the mask to me before I release my control over you, and it turns out I was controlling you ever since you made the foolish choice to ally with me. My mask. Quote I HATE SCORPIOS ~Pohatu Master of Stone, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
user-402520536 Posted November 5, 2014 Share Posted November 5, 2014 Unfortunately, the Great Oak sides with me. And so does Rondim, Toa of Plantlife. You are strangled by uber-thick roots. My mask. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onaku Posted November 5, 2014 Author Share Posted November 5, 2014 Traitor! I accuse you of high treason to the Federal Queendom of Alagron, which was formed from most of the planet's nations after the influence massacre. They promptly execute you by burning you alive very very slowly. I mean like tie-you-up-to-a-pole-and-slowly-burn-every-inch-of-you-with-a-gas-torch slowly... ... Yeah, they're kind of brutal, actually. I invade them with a massive army of organic mechs, and slaughter most of the population. My mask and bloodbath. Quote BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pohatu: Uniter of Stone Posted November 5, 2014 Share Posted November 5, 2014 I hit you with Triclops, killing you both. My mask. Quote I HATE SCORPIOS ~Pohatu Master of Stone, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
user-402520536 Posted November 5, 2014 Share Posted November 5, 2014 I make a funeral for my brother, Triclops Delta, who was used as a bat to kill Onaku. Onaku gets no funeral. I then proceed to avenge Delta by killing Pohatu. My mask... and dead brother. *sniff* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pohatu: Uniter of Stone Posted November 5, 2014 Share Posted November 5, 2014 I vomit on your face and you faint. My mask. Quote I HATE SCORPIOS ~Pohatu Master of Stone, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
user-402520536 Posted November 5, 2014 Share Posted November 5, 2014 I absorb the vomit and transform it into electricity, which I then kill you with. My mask. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pohatu: Uniter of Stone Posted November 5, 2014 Share Posted November 5, 2014 I absorb the electricity and am merely stunned. I shoot a bolt of lightning at you, but you somehow dodge it. I Hyperthread you into the Fauxhawk Kid and you wail in anguish before being sucked into the commercial... for now. Gulp. My mask Quote I HATE SCORPIOS ~Pohatu Master of Stone, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Undertaken Posted November 5, 2014 Share Posted November 5, 2014 I turn myself into a giant van der graaf generator and chase you with a massive buildup of static electricity.I zap you causing you severe mild stinging, allowing me to take the mask from you. My mask Quote -END OF LINE- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pohatu: Uniter of Stone Posted November 5, 2014 Share Posted November 5, 2014 Kirby eats you and gets the spark copy ability. My mask. Quote I HATE SCORPIOS ~Pohatu Master of Stone, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Volatile Posted November 5, 2014 Share Posted November 5, 2014 (edited) I would propose an alliance to SV but that NEVER worked out with him in Steal the Mask 2HECK it lasted for 8 posts Instant dysenthery My mask Edited November 5, 2014 by Toa Aeron Quote Just because you're trash doesn't mean you can't do great things. It's called garbage can, not garbage cannot! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pohatu: Uniter of Stone Posted November 5, 2014 Share Posted November 5, 2014 I inside-out you. Euughhh I shouldn't have done that. My mask. Quote I HATE SCORPIOS ~Pohatu Master of Stone, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShadowVezon Posted November 5, 2014 Share Posted November 5, 2014 Well, in order to have an alliance with me that I wouldn't break immediately, I'd need to be in some kind of danger that I couldn't stop myself. And considering my massive resources, that'll be hard to come by. I outside-in you. My Mask. Quote Banner by jed1ndy "Master of Shadows and Game-running Compliants, Ǝɹsɐʇz Ԁᴉɹɐʞɐ ᴉu qlɐɔʞ' No˙ 999, Vezon of the Twighlight" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pohatu: Uniter of Stone Posted November 5, 2014 Share Posted November 5, 2014 I trick you into allying with me but it doesn't work and we switch bodies. I take the mask, give it to you, then un-switch us and escape with the mask. My mask. Quote I HATE SCORPIOS ~Pohatu Master of Stone, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
user-402520536 Posted November 5, 2014 Share Posted November 5, 2014 I return from Strokoto, wearing the Mask of Ultimate Hyperthreading- an upgraded version of the Mask of Failure. Using my amazing hyperthreading abilities, I hyperthread you so hyperthreadingly hyperthreaded that your hyperthreads are hyperthreadedly hyperthreaded. I then summon Makooti and Fauxhawk Kid to fight by my side. My mask, my Mask of Ultimate Hyperthreading, and alliance with Makooti and Fauxhawk Kid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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