Steal the Mask 3

[Pohatu: Uniter of Stone]

I make you go on Mr. Bone's Wild Ride.

 

My Mask!

[The Undertaken]

I get lost on the way, decide to head back towards you. I trade you the mask for my fancy hat. I then trade the mask to ShadowVezon for a glass of lemonade.

 

ShadowVezon's mask

[skratchR]

I begin talking to you all about my theories about star wars and the true nature of darth vader. All your heads explode.

 

My mask.

[ShadowVezon]

Luckily, I had been purposely keeping away, which is why I haven't been physically appearing. Toa Onaku falls into a trap I set that deep freezes his body, while skratchR finds himself assassinated by a hitman I hired. Don't bother trying to track me down through him, he has no idea who he is and I made sure to leave no trace as to my involvement.

 

Once again, the Mask teleports into The Undertaken's hands.

 

The Undertaken's Mask.

[The Undertaken]

I build a castle, filled with traps ingeniously devised to kill anyone who passes through, as well as the best defenses money can build! SAM sites, point defense drones, cannons and turrets with anti-tank rifles. the works.

I then hire an army of monsters of increasing toughness.

I wait in the centre of the castle.

 

The mask is still mine, come and get it if you dare.

[Ride Another Day]

Godzilla plows through the castle and the mask slips out of your hands.

 

 

 

 

My Mask.

[The Undertaken]

"Huh, didn't see that coming..."

I explode the ruins of my castle from my other secret hideout. I run over to grab the mask, only to get stepped on by an exceptionally annoyed looking Godzilla.

 

The mask is under Godzilla's foot now.

[Pohatu: Uniter of Stone]

I climb up onto Godzilla's back and sit on his head. I attach an extra large de-volitioninator on his head, and force him to walk to the ocean. The mask is up for grabs, and if anyone got that reference, then Godzilla is yours to control. And an NPC just picked up the mask.

 

A NPC's mask.

[skratchR]

I put a lego piece under gozzilla's foot and he runs away in pain. Then, i proceed to recover the mask.

 

My mask.

 

Edit: oops! Pohatu posted earlier... er... I insert a cheatcode to eliminate all NPC's. 

My mask.

Edited October 17, 2014 by skratchR

[ShadowVezon]

However, I installed an anti-cheating measure, meaning that you get banned.

 

The Undertaken's Mask.

[Pohatu: Uniter of Stone]

I make Godzilla breathe atomic breath on you but not the mask.

 

My Mask!

[Jahu]

Making Godzilla attack has used the last of your electricity. 6am has not dawned.

 

You suddenly feel a presence behind you...

 

 

My mask.

Edited October 17, 2014 by Jahu

[Onaku]

Markiplier screams in horror. As you look at the manly man in surprise, a skeleton soldier nabs the mask and hastily makes his escape. It's not me btw.

 

My mask.

[Pohatu: Uniter of Stone]

2 spoopy 5 u.

 

My mask!

[Onaku]

3 spops 9 u.

 

My mask.

[Jahu]

Spooky scary skeletons arrive and take the mask, giving it to me.

 

My mask.

[Axilus Prime]

I rearrange the skeletons' bone structures into a fancy catapult like thing, that flings a skull at you with pinpoint accuracy.

 

It goes through your face and out the back of your head, comically pulling your eyes with it.

 

The skull is on the ground, now with your eyeballs filling its once-empty eye sockets, and the mask is mine.

[The Undertaken]

I take the skull for use as a morbid yet hilarious decoration for my hideout.

 

Oh right! I then poke you in the eyes, causing you to drop then mask. I then stooge the Karzani out of there.

 

My mask!

[ShadowVezon]

"Interesting..."

 

However, The Undertaken is intercepted by a hired assassin, who assassinates The Undertaken, and steals the Mask from him. He noticeably does not take it to me, however, instead teleporting to a secret base in a volcano. Bit James Bond-ish, but that is the idea. Note that I am not in that base, nor am I the assassin.

 

My Mask.

[Onaku]

The volcano base erupts due to natural causes. Meanwhile, I continue fighting in the skeleton war.

 

Not the thief's mask.

[skratchR]

I tickle Chuck Norris' nose so he sneezes, and bolws you all out of the planet, except me, because I am conveniently situated behind him. Then, I travel to the moon, where the mask has ended up.

 

My mask.

[Onaku]

The skeleton war turns into a great big space skeleton war, as massive ships filled with skeleton soldiers fire at each other in good old fashioned laser battles. Meanwhile, I fly one of the ships into the moon, and just happen to crash it right on top of you.

 

My mask.

[ShadowVezon]

Suddenly, the ground splits open underneath skratchR and Onaku revealing, not an infant creature breaking free from it's shell but a giant death ray, aimed at Earth. Specifically, Chuck Norris. Toa Onaku is flung off into space by a massive magnetic pulse emitted from the Death Ray. It fires the massive laser at Chuck Norris, destroying everything in a mile radius, Norris included. Ultimately, he is just a mortal man, cool as he is, whatever the Facts may have led you to believe. The death ray then turns to point at Toa Onaku, and it fires at him.

 

My Minions' Mask.

Edited October 18, 2014 by Neo ShadowVezon

[Onaku]

I absorb the death ray blast, since I'm already dead, and fire it right back at the death ray. The death ray blows up, and I board one of the skeleton warships.

 

My mask.

Edited October 18, 2014 by Toa Onaku

[ShadowVezon]

However, there is a bright flash in front of the skeleton warship, before a black hole forms inside the warship, and the Mask is warped just out of the pull of the black hole.

 

My Minions' Mask.

[The Undertaken]

"Robots! ATTACK!"

My robot army attacks you with weapons inspired by cheesy Sci-Fi movies.

 

My mask

[skratchR]

I counterattack with a huge magnet, which attracts all your robots, crushing them and destroying them. You are also crished with them.

 

My mask.

[ShadowVezon]

I thank skratchR, by blowing him up with my army of Steampunk robots that I now have.

 

My Minions' Mask.

[Volatile]

I beat the heck out of SV with LoMN theme playing on the background. I look so everyone hails me for one post I also steal your coat

 

My mask and coat

[Onaku]

The skeletons have by now built a massive black-hole generator around the black-hole, and adapted the ship to it. They now have unlimited energy. Great going, ShadowVezon. They blast everything and everyone to dust.

 

My mask.

[Pohatu: Uniter of Stone]

After a long time of riding on Godzilla as he flew upward into space using his atomic breath, I reach the ship you are all on. I make a giant rock and it pushes you into the black hole and somehow plugs it up. The mask pops out of Godzilla's eyeball for whatever reason.

 

My Mask!

 

(Remember, if you know where the de-volitionator is from, I will hand Godzilla over to you.) 

[Volatile]

IT IS FROM WHERE IT IS!!!! also, what black hole are you guys talking about? 

I slap godzilla. He runs to mama crying. I break your arm and take your jetarangs and use them on you

 

My mask

[ShadowVezon]

Luckily for me, however, beating the heck out of me and blasting me to dust just means I have to send in more bodies. Which I do. But this time, they're in Tripods, to see if Heat Rays would work against skeletons.

 

I made the black hole.

 

By the way, it's from Phineas and Ferb. The episode Brain Drain, to be specific.

 

My Mask.

Edited October 18, 2014 by Neo ShadowVezon

[Onaku]

The black-hole regurgitates the ship, due to the skeletons having already built a black-hole generator around it. They then begin fighting SV's forces, while a couple of skeleton soldiers flee on a shuttle craft with the mask.

 

Skeleton's mask.

[ShadowVezon]

But a portal appears for a second through the engines, slicing them off and stopping the ship. The stranded shuttle craft is then hit by a bunch of missiles, as an isolated experiment to see if the footsoldiers can be destroyed by conventional artillery.

 

My Mask.

Edited October 18, 2014 by Neo ShadowVezon

[The Undertaken]

I board the shuttle, pirate style! Tossing the skeletons out of the ship I raise a jolly rodger, rename the shuttle Queen Anne's Revenge, and let fly the white flag of war!

 

My mask and ship, which is now ramming the big ship!

 

EDIT: Kapurad

 

Okay, I bring my own Queen Anne's Revenge in space and gather up SV's guys, execute them and take the ask for myself.

I'm still a space pirate, and I'm still charging Onaku's ship with the white flag of war raised!

 

My mask, and prepare for boarding you salty space dogs!

Edited October 18, 2014 by The Undertaken

[ShadowVezon]

And now I wait for the results. Meanwhile, I remotely warp the Mask to Toa Onaku. Just for a laugh.

 

Onaku's Mask.

Edited October 18, 2014 by Neo ShadowVezon

[The Undertaken]

...Darn it!

Okay, no pirates(for now), cause that is backfiring all over the place, giant robots are overdone at this point, which leaves only one thing...

 

I steal the "Steal the Mask 3" forum, thereby stealing the mask!

 

My mask!

[ShadowVezon]

Clever... except it isn't a forum, it's a topic, so you manage to steal absolutely nothing. And then you get banned for hacking. Which is why the Fourth Wall exists.

 

You could still do your pirate raid, you know. I just moved the mask onto the ship you're raiding.

 

Toa Onaku's Mask.

[Volatile]

I use hard work and effort to break the fourth wall

This is not gonna be good...

My mask

Edited October 18, 2014 by Toa Aeron