Keep The Car Moving

[Toa of Dancing]

You hit it so hard that it goes flying, with me on top yelling "FOOOOOOOOOOORE!"And then we hit the wall for the terrorist police, sending me flying and smashing the car.

[Malevolence]

*insert Allstate Commercial Logic* the car magically rebuilds itself.And drives right into a deep lake. Before the car can transform into an underwater craft, a hermit crab rips out it's transforming mechanism and takes it far away, using it as a shell.

[- JL -]

So it activates its secondary mechanism to be able to have propellers and auto-pressurized recycled air.But the pressurized air malfunctions and the water pressure keeps you from opening the doors!

[Malevolence]

Luckily there are sixty-five plants in the back seat, so there is plenty of oxygen to go around.The propellers are used to bring the car back to the surface, and it drives far away from the water.But now, The Great Sultan bottleneck and his Harem of pink Ostriches are charging towards the car...with scimitars!

[Touko Fukawa]

A passing hermit crab uses its nifty new shell to transform into a giant mecha and fight them off.Unfortunately, the GIANT MECHA accidentaly STEPS on the CAR.==>

[Solaris: Electric Sentinel]

The car discovers it's indestructible, and all the times it had been saved from danger were mildly pointless.But now the car his having a nervous breakdown, and it's nowhere near its therapist!

[Touko Fukawa]

Luckily, the GIANT MECHA has a part time job as a THERAPIST and is able to make the CAR calm down.However, the car is headed for an active volcano, and a hermit crab took the invulnerability device!

[a goose]

The VOLCANO is deactivated by the CLEVER DISGUISR I used to Steal The Mask!.But the MSPA REFERENCES are destroying the CAR.

[Touko Fukawa]

I reverse the polarity of the neutron flow and save the car by making DW references instead.However, the car is headed for a Dalek which materialised because of the DW references!

[a goose]

The Last of the Kinlukko eats the Dalek, EXTERMINATING all danger.But the Last of the Kinlukko is about to eat the car!

[Touko Fukawa]

The car is eaten, but Ra cuts a hole in The Last of the Kinlukkos's back and the car continues.However, Fenrir threatens to eat the car.

[a goose]

The Last of the Kinlukko eats Fenrir.But I am considering changing my username, thus the universe stops, in order to discover the ultimate outcome. The car is also stopped.

[Touko Fukawa]

I am also considering changing my username, and thus the two opposing fores cancel each other out and the car continues to move.Unfortuneatley, the fact I can't spell Unfortunately summons a swarm of Spelling Bees which violently attack the car.

[a goose]

The Last of the Kinlukko glares at them, and they turn to dust.But the Last of the Kinlukko is preparing to glare at the car!

[Touko Fukawa]

The car preforms an EMERGENCY TEMPORAL SHIFT to escape.However, the EMERGENCY TEMPORAL SHIFT takes it to the middle of the ocean, where it begins to sink.

[a goose]

The Last of the Kinlukko glares at the ocean.The Last of the Kinlukko's mother just found out you killed him numerous times, and comes to get revenge!

[Malevolence]

The car goes full speed, and drives through the Mother's stomach, tearing a hole in her form one side to the other.The car crashes to the ground below, and a tire blows out!

[a goose]

I have an App for that! The tire is fixed.But a new Last of the Kinlukko has been born after his unfortunate demise in Steal The Mask!, and is attacking the car!

[Malevolence]

The new tires come equiped with 44METRE bullet-firing guns, turned the Kinlukko into a bloody chunk of swiss cheese.And now, the Car has met its ultimate ultimate ultimate foe.The ShadowLinkCar. It mimics the cars every move, and there is no way to escape it without crashing.

Edited November 8, 2011 by Malevolence

[a goose]

The Last of the Kinlukko puts a mirror in front of the ShadowCar, thus confusing it and allowing the car to escape.The Last of the Kinlukko eats the car.

[Malevolence]

The car drives through the Kinlukkos digestive system at a speed too fast to be affected by the digestive juices. A bit of intestine gets snagged on a tire, and as the car makes it's undignified escape, it also rips out 2/3s of the Kinlukko's digestive system, killing it.And the car races through Radiator Springs. now it's about to be arrested and forced to stop and look at the shops!

[a goose]

The Last of the Kinlukko eats the police cars.The Last of the Kinlukko then eats EVERYTHING IN THE WHOLE ENTIRE UNIVERSE!

[Malevolence]

Which means it has explosives, flammable, and FLAME-CREATING contents inside it.The annoying beast explodes from the inside out, causing a new Big Bang, in which its kind never exists, and the car is reborn, racing on a new planet.A planet with metal-eating plants...and the car is about to drive through a whole field.

[a goose]

The Last of the Kinlukko has survived more Big Bangs than you can remember (At the moment, 103), and thus eats the plants.But, I have become sceptical on why the car must be saved!

[Malevolence]

The crashes through Pirok's new home, killing him, back up, smearing him on the floor, spitting out petrol, lighting it on fire, dropping an atomic bomb on the ashes, and then planting an oak tree in their place.But now a Fire Engine is about to collide with the car.

[a goose]

It is eaten. By the Last of the Kinlukko.Who is about to eat the car. As usual.And that save made no sence, for Pirok has not yet rebuilt his home, and it was about my scepticism.

[Malevolence]

Pirok's house was automatically rebuilt during the Big Bang, and by killing him, his scepticism was no longer worthy of being an issue :PThe car evades the dumb beast by driving by an all-you-can-eat menagerie.But what's this? OH, NO! The car has been recalled due to fault parts!

Edited November 8, 2011 by Malevolence

[a goose]

Faulty parts? What faulty pa- BOOM!The faulty parts were destroyed when they exploded.But the car has caught flame!

[Ehksidian]

Of course, the car has a great warrenty that allows its burnt parts (Which only one door was burned) to be repaired at the nearest auto shop.So it gets fixed.But it;s alien defence grid was borken in the process, and a new ALIENMOTHASHEEP is coming!

Edited November 8, 2011 by The X

[a goose]

The Last of the Kinlukko eats the... *Looks in The X - English dictionary* alien mothership.But a giant The X - English dictionary, whilst very useful, is falling towards the car!

[Malevolence]

The Windshield is tempered, so the book just bounces off and falls on the road behind it.Some kids with a box of sugar just sabotaged the car!

[a goose]

The Last of the Kinlukko eats the sugar.The Last of the Kinlukko is about to eat the car.

[Ehksidian]

The aliens burst out of its chest, chest buster style, and make it die forever.but now the aliens want money from the car! And they only take cars for money!

[a goose]

Luckily, you're doing a game crossover, which causes a Total Event Collapse.But a glitch in Big Bang 2(104) causes the car to be trapped in the void! With a lot of hungry, non-existent Last of the Kinlukko.

[Ehksidian]

So the car jumps out, and goes on an INTERGALACTIC VOYAGE ACROSS THE STARS!Unfortunately, the car runs into a black hole. BUt it is escapable...

[a goose]

Because of the Singularity at the center!But there is conflict about the existence of the singularity!

[Ehksidian]

The conflict is resloved, because to the beings causing the conflict, it is holy.But now it must find gas, because it is running low on it!

[a goose]

It gets gas, at a random station that appeared from nowhere.But the station is really Last of the Kinlukko in disguise, and he eats the car!

[Ehksidian]

But, once again, it chestbusts right out. And can do it sideways 8 times.But now, due to it's ability, the Aliens are really mad they stole their idea!

[a goose]

The aliens have already been digested.But the many Last of the Kinlukko trapped in the Void have all escaped, and are swarming the car! And now, when you kill one, it splits into two more!